RAPRESENT   attribute to the arts of freestyle and pimping
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need to express yourself?! drop some freestyle!! join #rapresent on irc.shadowfire.org and get your rhymes posted!

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03 March 2009

	12:06 <+fluffypony> yo yo yo
	12:07 <+fluffypony> as I drop the beat
	12:07 <+fluffypony> I make you move your feat
	12:07 <+fluffypony> as your glands excrete
	12:07 <+fluffypony> your head explodes from the heat
	12:07 <+fluffypony> deet deet deet
	12:07 <+fluffypony> goes little r2
	12:07 <+fluffypony> as I kick his ass
	12:07 <+fluffypony> right down the loo
	12:08 <+fluffypony> cause we been rapresentin
	12:08 <+fluffypony> since the beginning of time
	12:08 <+fluffypony> feelin my rhyme
	12:08 <+fluffypony> this ain't no rhythm divine
	12:08 <+fluffypony> break out my glock
	12:08 <+fluffypony> as you hear it go cock cock
	12:08 <+fluffypony> shivers anticipate the rock
	12:08 <+fluffypony> of a bullet in the lock
	12:08 <+fluffypony> coursin through my veins
	12:09 <+fluffypony> no time to explains
	12:09 <+fluffypony> I gotta make it with gains
	12:09 <+fluffypony> for this govmint that's in pain
	12:09 <+fluffypony> werd to jz, our future prez
	12:09 <+fluffypony> not sure if we'll make it
	12:09 <+fluffypony> cause we'll all be deadz
	12:09 <+fluffypony> if we elects the nigga
	12:09 <+fluffypony> that's the neighbourhood killa
	12:10 <+fluffypony> this is what I'm sayin, aaaaaight.
	

08 April 2008

	--- from #linux ----
	[21:24] < MaNI> when is rap going to go out of fashion? :/
	[21:24] < MaNI> I can't take it anymore
	[21:26] < Tinuva2> rofl
	[21:26] < Tinuva2> i like rap when its real good, which aint much
	[21:30] < MaNI> thats the problem
	[21:30] < MaNI> :/
	[22:23] < spacenerf> don't be hating MaNI, u sound like a granny,
	[22:23] < spacenerf> rap is the cool shit just like your mother's fanny,
	[22:24] < spacenerf> uhmm.....
	[22:26] < MaNI> ;/
	[22:47] < spacenerf> don't player hate just cz u sit at home and masturbate
	[22:49] < spacenerf> niggers need to be edumucate, rap is the language of the straight
	[22:49] < spacenerf> when MaNI's granny opens her legs niggers be lining up like school fete
	[22:49] < spacenerf> wicky-w0rd ;|
      

08 April 2008

	10:25 -!- spacenerf [pinktaco@83131625.1C2945B3.F237C535.IP] has joined #rapresent
	10:25 -!- mode/#rapresent [+o spacenerf] by ChanServ
	15:34 <@spacenerf> bitch plz
	15:34 <@spacenerf> spread my cheese
	15:34 <@spacenerf> i bring disease!
	15:34 <@spacenerf> causing unease .....
	15:34 <@spacenerf> this shits for sheez.
	15:34 <@spacenerf> w0rd.
	15:34 <@spacenerf> i bust your momz ass open like a cantaloupe
	15:34 <@spacenerf> fill it with my man-soup
	15:34 <@spacenerf> even in a group
	15:35 <@spacenerf> that hoe loves it like jesus ....
	15:35 <@spacenerf> when she fanny-farts it breezes ....
	15:35 <@spacenerf> during the week iam selling fine cheezes.
	15:36 <@spacenerf> wicky-wH0rd .....
	16:30 <~bcn> o0
	16:31 <~bcn> ruspek

19 December 2007

	01:49 <@spacenerve> c'mon BlaQ, don't be a fag ....
	01:50 <@spacenerve> if u don't rap ur a stinky doo-rag... :\
	01:54 <+BlaQ> homie, dont call me a fag, i'l grab my glock and empty my mag
	01:54 <+BlaQ> then u'll be mor burnt up than a cigartte fag
	01:55 <+BlaQ> I'll be waitin' for a response
	...
	01:55 <@spacenerve> u can wait for your response in hell
	01:56 <@spacenerve> cz thats wherin belongs thine smell
	01:56 <@spacenerve> u can fuckoff at the sound of the bell- ting. :\
	01:57 <+BlaQ> =[
	01:58 <+BlaQ> homie, u should know all about hell
	01:58 <+BlaQ> coz thats wherein such a retarded brain should dwell
	...
	02:11 <@spacenerve> ur entire family should b in the fucking zoo
	02:11 <@spacenerve> u smell so bad no1 wants to be in your crew
	02:11 <@spacenerve> and the only gf u can get is a jew
	02:12 <@spacenerve> but u can never get a good screw
	02:12 <@spacenerve> ur not sposed to brush your teeth in the loo
	02:12 <@spacenerve> rapresent.
	02:12 <+BlaQ> ur rhymes so wack, u shud rather lick ass crack.
	02:13 <+BlaQ> or maybe fuck ur boyfriend, Jack
	02:13 <+BlaQ> coz i know u dont fuck anything that has a rack
	02:13 <+BlaQ> last night i caught you sleepin with uncle Zach
	02:14 <+BlaQ> so pls get the fuck out befor u get a smack
	02:14 <+BlaQ> and shut up, i dont wanna hear you yackedy yack tack
	02:14 <@spacenerve> that rhyme was kak
	02:14 <@spacenerve> kiss my fuck
	02:14 <@spacenerve> your mothers a big buck
	02:14 <@spacenerve> eat my chocolate muck
	02:15 <@spacenerve> :D
	02:15 <+BlaQ> go eat some shit, like 2girls1cup
	02:15 <+BlaQ> before i get you real beat up
	02:16 <+BlaQ> your weaker than a lil dog's pup
	02:16 <+BlaQ> =/
	...
	02:18 <+BlaQ> this guy spacenerve, he's a sore loser
	02:18 <+BlaQ> maybe he should go on the show "The Biggest Loser"
	02:18 <@spacenerve> u want moar but your ass is still sore
	02:18 <@spacenerve> from the verbal pounding it received before
	02:19 <@spacenerve> when u previously tried to battlerap
	02:19 <@spacenerve> and ended up sounding fack'
	02:19 <@spacenerve> in shit, but u stil thought ur the mac
	02:20 <@spacenerve> so i say, giv the mic back :\
	02:20 <@spacenerve> peace
	02:20 <+BlaQ> yo, i may be new but i'm still 1337 at battle rap
	02:20 <+BlaQ> ur the one that spits all the crap
	02:20 <+BlaQ> so, do yourself a favor, get some porn and have a fap
	02:21 <+BlaQ> coz we dont need ppl like ur populatin that'll be pretty crap
	02:21 <+BlaQ> =/
	02:21 <@spacenerve> aIGHT
	....
	08:59 <~bcn> lol
	09:01 <~bcn> w0rdw0rd niggas be rhyming
	09:01 <~bcn> but they aint got no timing
	09:01 <~bcn> like cornball bitches who like to cow-poke
	09:01 <~bcn> trying to make money off hj's coz their ass is broke
	09:01 <~bcn> now let me just lay back take a toke
	09:01 <~bcn> of this ee'r fat stinky smoke
	09:02 <~bcn> *puffsz*
	09:02 <~bcn> ok ok wicky wack wack the mac is back
	09:02 <~bcn> like crack you know your maomma's smack
	09:02 <~bcn> coz i aint sayin that bitch is whack
	09:02 <~bcn> she takes it up the ass crack
	09:02 <~bcn> or so ive heard.
	09:02 <~bcn> *peace*

16 November 2007

	14:09 <+moe> forget slick rick, forget grandmaster flash
	14:09 <+moe> dr. seuss and his rhymes obliterate their trash
	14:09 <+moe> he was first on the scene, childlike and dapper
	14:09 <+moe> doctor theodore geisel, the original rapper
	14:09 <@spacenerve> rapresent. ;\
	14:11 <+moe> back in those days, tv was black and white
	14:11 <+moe> he brought it in spades, his rhymes was tight
	14:11 <+moe> compared to his standard, these bitches look lame
	14:11 <+moe> green eggs and ham puts those bitches to shame

31 October 2007

	08:48 <~gry> lol w0rd w0rd
	08:49 <~gry> aee got some new tunes some even a pom
	08:49 <~gry> who goes by the name of marvel ask your mom
	08:49 <~gry> why its that way, i aint saying she's not a good lay
	08:49 <~gry> i was just thinking this morning can we let rapresent die
	08:50 <~gry> and then i instantenously thought hell no dont be a naai
	08:50 <~gry> its for the real niggaz with skill and whit
	08:50 <~gry> if you cant think fast you'll just sound shit

30 October 2007

	22:16 <@spacenerve> #rapresent is dead like tupac
	22:16 <@spacenerve> makes me want to rock cock
	22:16 <@spacenerve> if u smoke a sock, it's the shizzhock
	22:17 <@spacenerve> don't 4get 2 feed the flock
	22:17 <@spacenerve> when u rock, your cock thru the city block
	22:18 <@spacenerve> fuck the p0p0 poppyc0ck
	22:18 <@spacenerve> kthx
	22:21 <@spacenerve> kick it bcnmaster!

08 June 2007

	09:12 <@spacenerve> AWICKY WICKY WO ALIKI LIKI LO LO
	09:12 <@spacenerve> TASTE MY SNOW
	09:12 <@spacenerve> MY SKILLS DON'T BLOW
	09:13 <@spacenerve> I KNEW THIS ONE OE
	09:13 <@spacenerve> WHO LIEKD TO EAT FISH ROE
	09:13 <@spacenerve> SO I KICKD HIS ASS, SED 'WTF HOE'
	09:14 <@spacenerve> THAT SHIT HAS TO GO
	09:14 <@spacenerve> WICKY-WORD.
	09:14 <@gry> y0y0y0y0
	09:15 <@gry> listen up listen up i about to drop
	09:15 <@gry> you can have 20c and a payphone to call that cop
	09:15 <@gry> a phat sack of weed about to drop
	09:16 <@gry> like my nuts and the juice they bust on top
	09:16 <@gry> of jo mamas face, someone pass that h0 a mop
	09:16 <@gry> *P34c3*

30 May 2007

	08:59 -!- mode/#rapresent [+o spacenerve] by ChanServ
	08:59 <@bcn> SLMS!
	09:01 <@spacenerve> lo dog :)
	09:01 <@bcn> :>
	09:01 <@spacenerve> wapwazent!
	09:02 <@bcn> aha ha aha
	09:02 <@spacenerve> :p
	09:02 <@bcn> i dont have the enrgy to freestyle anymore
	09:03 <@bcn> damn i think i should whip my cock out
	09:03 <@bcn> hit the door
	09:03 <@bcn> intellectually i hold no clout
	09:03 <@bcn> tho they always want, it like before
	09:03 <@bcn> must be coz its big n black, no doubt.
	09:04 <@bcn> *p34<3*
	09:06 <@spacenerve> y0r rhyme abilities are rusty due to lack of use like my nana'z poen
	09:06 <@spacenerve> but if u practice everyday in the #wrapresent u wil b good again soon .......
	09:07 <@spacenerve> blabbernet suxx the fat one, tell those guyz lick my ass .....
	09:07 <@spacenerve> if the smell is too stank they can hav a replica of brass
	09:07 <@spacenerve> wickyw0rd :\
	09:08 <@bcn> oh damn i was thinking of posting this shit
	09:08 <@bcn> until the stank of your rhyme actuually hit
	09:08 <@bcn> damn dawg that shit is so bad
	09:08 <@bcn> tho like u said practise some more, dont get mad
	09:08 <@bcn> wickywackawack

01 March 2007

	07:54 -!- Cypress [no@7DE14CE0.E5C0AD30.E0409C51.IP] has joined #rapresent
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	07:57 <@bcn> y0y0 cypress do you like to rhyme
	07:57 <@bcn> have you got some skills to drop one ont he line
	07:57 <@bcn> can u do it once two three or a fouth time
	07:57 <@bcn> go ahead lakc of skills is no crime
	07:57 <@bcn> just look at some fake rappers out there
	07:57 <@bcn> they do their shit making money they dont care
	07:57 <@bcn> so go :/
	07:59 <@Cypress> i've got the skills to pop them mills
	08:00 <@Cypress> like beats off the street aint anything but some heat
	08:00 <@Cypress> we come from the back to infade your pad
	08:01 <@Cypress> hit you up with the mad shit from the ghetto
	08:01 <@Cypress> oh no don't come say you aint ghetto
	08:01 <@Cypress> :|
	08:01 <@Cypress> ok
	08:01 <@Cypress> well
	08:01 <@Cypress> hello
	

18 January 2005

	15:35 <@spafbnerf> RAPRESENTING IT LIKE MICKY ROONIE
	15:35 <@spafbnerf> I LIKE MY EATS MASHD UP AND WIF A SPOONIE
	15:36 <@spafbnerf> I DON'T FIND IT VERY FOONY
	15:36 <@spafbnerf> HOW THIS # IS ALL FUCKIN GLOOMY
	15:36 <@spafbnerf> I THINK I'LL GAUGE OUT MY EYES
	15:36 <@spafbnerf> EAT A BAG OF FLIES
	15:37 <@spafbnerf> TIRED OF PEEPS RAPRESENTING LIES :(
	15:37 <@spafbnerf> U & YOR MOM & PETS R WHO I DESPISE
	15:37 <@spafbnerf> w0rd...
	15:39 <@spafbnerf> time to share sum of my freestyley
	15:39 <@spafbnerf> it has been sed that i'm voluptous like kylie
	15:40 <@spafbnerf> u can't touch my hyney!
	15:40 <@spafbnerf> unless it's heinz winkler, and u kil him...
	15:40 <@spafbnerf> by sticking something big & painful like up his thing
	15:41 <@spafbnerf> my rhymes are so tite, it's bn sed i'm the fucking king...
	15:41 <@spafbnerf> i smack up drag queens to steal their bling
	15:41 <@spafbnerf> *rapresent*

17 January 2005

	12:45 <@gry> aehaehaeh
	12:45 <@gry> sloik u coq lovers
	12:46 <@gry> lets here some beats okay
	12:46 <@gry> dont make me ping the others
	12:46 <@gry> coz pretending u not here is gay
	12:46 <@gry> thats right u fag cock sucker
	12:46 <@gry> lets c u get wild like t c rucker
	12:46 <@gry> you dont know who im talking about coz u too busy riding dick
	12:46 <@gry> u stupid ugly smelly and not so slick
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	12:47 <@gry> so maybe u shud just get on yours knees
	12:47 <@gry> while a nigger like a gry drop these beetz
	12:47 <@gry> coz ur just a fag smegma loving cracker eating cracker
	12:47 <@gry> after u it cant get no whacker
	12:47 <@GNOME> sup gry rabbit
	12:47 <@gry> damn dog im sick of all these homos is what
	12:48 <@gry> i'll insert my big black cock in their butt
	12:48 <@gry> they always wanna try and tess a nigger like gree
	12:48 <@gry> coz all they r is mother fucking corneee
	12:48 <@gry> bitches cant rhyme cant flow
	12:48 <@gry> cant think on their feet or fuck like a show
	12:48 <@gry> i dont need that ecstacy or crack
	12:48 <@gry> look what crack did to whitney and bobby, its really teh whack
	12:49 <@gry> i'll drop the freestyle alll day coz i aint mother fuckin gay
	12:49 <@GNOME> cos u got a big black saq ?
	12:49 <@gry> my brain slick like a machine sure to make yr bitches cream
	12:49 <@gry> damn dog what can i say
	12:49 <@gry> think i 'll just go lay in the hay
	12:49 <@gry> smoke some zizzzayy
	12:49 <@gry> w0rd
	12:49 <@gry> for shizzum mah nizzum
	12:49 <@gry> w0rd.

22 December 2005

	07:09 <@spafbnerf> raprezentah
	07:09 <@spafbnerf> like mr spencah
	07:09 <@spafbnerf> make u want 2 rent sum venter
	07:09 <@spafbnerf> microphone dentah
	07:09 <@spafbnerf> crazy fucked up like it's bent yah
	07:10 <@spafbnerf> my posse alrdy spent ya
	07:11 <@spafbnerf> befor i cld even pull out my glock....
	07:11 <@spafbnerf> nananananana
	07:24 <@spafbnerf> pah, kinda got interrupted on that one
	07:24 <@spafbnerf> do0d, where did yor # go? :( therz loik no1 here....
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	07:27 <@spafbnerf> rapresent, jibrael !
	07:27 <@jibrael> yeah fo shure yo
	07:27 <@jibrael> soon as i got f00d
	07:29 <@spafbnerf> no, i just mean, like, errr, rapresent! ... not like, literally, rapresent...
	07:29 <@spafbnerf> tho... if this is yor first day in #rapresent.... u haf 2 uhhnng, rapresent ...
	08:11 <@jibrael> ok check, now that i had some food
	08:11 <@jibrael> feel a bit better, in less of a killing mood
	08:11 <@jibrael> if you think these words are crude
	08:12 <@jibrael> i'll pimpslap you for been rude
	08:12 <@jibrael> kill just by the hate that i exude
	08:18 <@jibrael> --
	08:19 <@jibrael> i worked a forty hour week, stress is at a fucking peak
	08:20 <@jibrael> all i wanna do is is fucking sleep, but bitches like spafbnerf can't shut up - they just fucking speak
	08:21 <@jibrael> its fucked up irratating with all this caffeine penetrating.. my brain, they such a fucking pain
	08:21 <@jibrael> better shut the fuck up soon, 'for i slap them 'cross the room
	08:21 <@jibrael> word

15 December 2005

	11:45 <@jedihobbes> gry
	11:45 <@jedihobbes> Wave and polkadot want me in a little love triangle with them
	11:45 <@jedihobbes> I think I will drop a beat about it
	11:45 <@jedihobbes> dof
	11:45 <@jedihobbes> dof dof dof
	11:45 <@jedihobbes> dof dof dof dof dof DOF
	11:45 <@jedihobbes> yo yo yo
	11:45 <@polkadot> lol
	11:45 <@jedihobbes> I may be tall
	11:45 <@jedihobbes> I may be sexy
	11:46 <@jedihobbes> but lemme tell you peeps
	11:46 <@jedihobbes> my name ain't liewe heksie
	11:46 <@jedihobbes> I may be hung
	11:46 <@jedihobbes> just like king kong
	11:46 <@polkadot> I may be a liar
	11:46 <@polkadot> lol
	11:46 <@jedihobbes> but your love triangle guys
	11:46 <@jedihobbes> is doing me wrong
	11:46 <@jedihobbes> I may be built
	11:46 <@jedihobbes> like mohammad ali
	11:46 <@jedihobbes> but there just ain't no way
	11:46 <@jedihobbes> you're playing with my pee pee
	11:46 <@jedihobbes> *out*
	11:47 <@gry> yeah hes like ali, looking all crazy
	11:47 -!- Wave is now known as Wave|gone
	11:47 <@gry> tho that nigger may wrap like gay z
	11:47 <@gry> oops did i say gay z when i may jay
	11:47 <@gry> tho i guess its ok coz pop its for faggots anyway
	11:48 <@gry> jedi u shud prolly let em have their day
	11:48 <@gry> it would be a change from having to pay
	11:48 <@gry> dont u know what its like to shag for freee
	11:48 -!- polkadot is now known as polkadot_aweh
	11:48 <@gry> u need to do it like that nigger gree
	11:48 <@gry> and enjoy yourself to be the best
	11:48 <@gry> go ahead and put yrself to the test
	11:48 <@gry> altho it doesnt feel all that right
	11:48 <@gry> just remember, even eminem, is white.
	11:48 <@gry> *pEaCe*

2 August 2005

	07:37 <@gry> so last night while i shagged your mom
	07:37 <@gry> i made her suck my balls and call me dom
	07:37 <@gry> coz i saw a show on tv that made me see
	07:38 <@gry> that a bitch like her can please the gree
	07:38 <@gry> i dont really know what to say
	07:38 <@gry> the bitch loves to roll in the hay
	07:38 <@gry> but i think its really okay
	07:38 <@gry> if she pay like she weigh then she can stay
	07:38 <@gry> im just a big cock nigger they call gry
	07:38 <@gry> with the pussy, i always, get my way
	07:38 <@gry> *PeAcE*
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	08:07 <@gry> damn dogs u just missed my hot poem
	08:07 <@gry> niggers be looking crazy at me like i owe em
	08:07 <@gry> an explaination for why i always blow em
	08:07 <@gry> out the water their hoes wanna know em
	08:08 <@gry> who is he where he be what his cock like can i see
	08:08 <@gry> put it inside me and move it all around
	08:08 <@gry> you can do it gree coz u a love hound
	08:08 <@gry> damn dog what can i say, im just a nigger, they call me gry
	08:08 <@gry> w0rd
	08:09 -!- Irssi: Join to #hack was synced in 1 secs
	08:09 -ChanServ(services@blabber.net)- (#hack) this aint no funky reggae party. $5 at the door.
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	08:10 <@gry> niggers that know me see me and think ima a problem niggers 
			that dont see me and think ima rob em
	08:10 <@gry> is it coz im black i dunno can u be a down ass nigger0 with a h0 making the 
			d0 pimping aint for sh0w
	08:10 <@gry> w0rd
	08:11 <@gry> its so that little nigger gry's can eat drink and smoke on the corner of the street 
			dropping crack rocks toa hiphop beat
	08:12 <@gry> i dunno i just fuck bitches off their feet coz i know being a pimp is leet
	08:12 <@gry> fuck that nigger 50cent he be dres wh0re for rent
	08:12 <@gry> w0rd.

27 July 2005

	09:53 <%Cypress_Hill> i gotta tell you, dis shit be off the hook, like your mamma just gave birth to a snook
	09:53 <%Cypress_Hill> dun be looking at me wit dat crazy look, i'll be shown u my style, yes i said i like
	09:53 <%Cypress_Hill> to free style.  i dun wear a frown, see ya straight into your eyes, all i see is lies,
	09:53 <%Cypress_Hill> dispies these niggaz that show no respekt, they get it staright like a cap to the head.
	10:19 <@gry> cypress that was nice i think it was about time u got some fame
	10:19 <@gry> for yr raps r begining to not sound lame
	10:19 <@gry> tame but rather hot and on fire like a flame
	10:20 <@gry> tell me something dawg u do it for real
	10:20 <@gry> rapresent with the freestyle and bitchez' ass u can feel
	10:20 <@gry> *peace*
	10:21 <+gnome> pfftt
	10:21 <+gnome> cypress cld not rhyme
	10:21 <+gnome> not even for a dime
	10:21 <+gnome> he's too fsckn lame
	10:21 <+gnome> gonna make me insane
	10:22  * gnome pulls a gat
	10:22 <+gnome> put him out of his pain
	10:23 <@plunkett> stay strapped...
	10:23 <@plunkett> check dah blood stain
	10:23 <@gry> nice nigger u getting int he flow
	10:23 <@gry> soon ull be able to fuck pussy for dough
	10:24 <@plunkett> pimpin, iz natural... almost cultural.. pussy comes in plural ;)
	10:24 <@gry> for real coz two is beter than one
	10:24 <@gry> they call me two cum johhny
	10:24 <@gry> when i come out the room with two fly honeys
	10:24 <@gry> niggers to their home i make em run
	10:24 <@gry> chec kif they bitch aint suckin the gry's gun
	10:24 <@gry> u know he let em gargle for fun
	10:24 <@gry> aee.
	10:25 <+gnome> yr chix aint hot...
	10:25 <+gnome> jst enuff fer 1 shot
	10:25 <+gnome> i make em putt off teh light
	10:26 <+gnome> cos gawd, they aint no tite
	10:25 <@plunkett> dude, get another spot :P
	10:26 <@plunkett> get outa sight
	10:26 <@gry> plunkett dont interrupt the flow, of another nigger0
	10:26 <+gnome> werd
	10:29 <+gnome> gry
	10:29 <+gnome> nigga
	10:29 <+gnome> i aint got no weed
	10:29 <+gnome> i dunt even got a seed
	10:29 <+gnome> id have come round fer a smoke
	10:30 <+gnome> but ur shit might fsck me to choke
	10:30 <@gry> i would invite u over but now i be smokig that shit thats like r15/gram
	10:30 <@gry> so fuck you
	10:30 <@gry> hehehe
	10:30 <+gnome> lol
	10:30 <@gry> dood i can organise
	10:30 <@gry> come to my hood, it will all be good
	10:30 <@gry> u'll leave with a bag, let yr balls sag
	10:30 <@gry> on the ground let em drag, sparks let em be yr flag
	10:30 <@gry> her he comes around the block, rockin the dock like big cock
	10:31 <@gry> wth am i talking about, a nigger like gry gots all the clout
	10:31 <@gry> no doubt dont shout devout pussy fucker mother
	
09:41 <@plunkett> behind my desk, white collar... low dollar, on the streetz victim without power, pop anotha downer... itz all ego, rapresentin my digital negro. u gotta go deeper, your not dah grim reaper... skimmin the surface, nobody differs.. untouchable, sticks and stones, unbreakable.. skin and bones im an animal. try and cage my rage.. strait out the ice-age... fuck this stage! *peaCe out*
09:14 <@dinzdale> lol have no fear ! i keep bustin coz i keep lustin , for the real ultimate power coz im the mac & plougher. cant not have it, feelz like im in a pit, with out it, fuck diz shit. you say you a gangstah but im the real word rapstah. im bustin n spittin and keep getting louder, u say u a gangstah but you got no.....powah 09:15 <@plunkett> plougher... nigga u a farmboi... power? shitz nigga... go startup that generator ;p 09:15 <@gry> damn u really bringing it to the plate what can i say thats great but i never fear that it may be too late to drop the rhymes and feel great coz letting it out is wat its about whats the point of having a big mouth if u aint got cock to back it up u might as well just wrap it up 09:18 <@gry> BEEEP BEEEP BEEP here that its the sound of yr momma backing up 09:18 <@gry> on mah big black schlock. 09:18 <@gry> *peace* 09:18 <+Cypress_Hill> go get yaself a flowa , you aint got the powa , i'll show u the beat i learnt out on the street , u will neva get this l33t , i'm no clown working for a simple dime , gotta get me a piece of the lime , 09:18 <@dinzdale> lol. farmboy, more like your mutha'z toy boy, im the pussy plougher, nigga u heard yor mumma when shes 'ah ah' when she cant get louder? back to being a plouger, i got the real power, its what comes out my head.down.south, just ask any bitchez after i cum in their mouth, so dont talk to me about cock gree, coz im picking bitches wit glee, when they dont swallow my wang i turn them over, in the ass BANG BANG!@# 09:19 <@gry> lol for real dog its better that way coz bitches wanna have babies so they can turn u gay 09:19 <@gry> make u say the marriage is the good shit 09:19 <@gry> coz they dont want u to other punanais hit 09:19 <@gry> *w0rd. 09:20 -!- Queenie [bal00@D85E2DAA.AF0C972B.9E65707.IP] has quit [Quit: ] 09:21 <@gry> oo didnt mean to get so close to the truth bitches i hit out the park like babe ruth 09:21 <@gry> with mah big black baseball bat, coz on my dick i never wear a hat 09:21 <@gry> i know how to pullout right even if that pussy is tight 09:21 <@plunkett> pop a cap, lick a snack... iz daht salty crack, damn niggaz.. gryz mamma is whack! 09:21 <@gry> i never give up my sperm as if it was just some cheap germ 09:21 <@gry> hell no nigger please i fuck that pussy till it squeeze 09:22 <@gry> then im out when i nut, perhaps on that big phat butt 09:22 <@gry> *w0rd. 09:24 <@plunkett> now w0rk iz all up in my face, on my fuckin case... peace out tillzz laterz, i g0tta fuckup thiz rat race! *peaCe* 09:25 <@dinzdale> work? dont make me smirk. iz it coz i iz show who iz got da real dough? i put my money where my mouth is nigga n u bein stupid, thinking u can take this diss when it is i , the real macRupert. just go, fuck off, go home, pack your bags, stop fucking fags, be a real man, come with a top plan, find a nice bitch, so when u got that cock itch u can insert into some poes, not some bent over wuss!@
08:57 <+dinzdale> damn i better bust out some time 08:57 <@gry> for real dont wanna be whack like crack 08:58 <+dinzdale> i aint like that, u know my rhymes are real phat 08:59 <@gry> dont stop keep going with teh flow nigger0 08:59 <+dinzdale> just the time i lack to fight back 08:59 <+dinzdale> starting to get real slack 08:59 <+dinzdale> damn bitches n bosses on my back 09:00 <+dinzdale> god damn work is starting to go waq 09:00 <+dinzdale> waq waq lol 09:00 <+dinzdale> my brain feels dried + fried 09:00 <@gry> whatever u do dog dont turn to smack 09:00 <@gry> coz u'll end up like whitney and bobby, pretty whack 09:00 <+dinzdale> lol no smack no smack, just chick bum crack 09:00 <@gry> i dunno what to say man, u out of shape like ham 09:00 <@gry> u need to clear yr mind, coz yr rhymes ound like they wre born out of hind (area) 09:01 <@plunkett> likez check... check out, hillz of em cyprezz... quiet like all them viperz... rattlin, squeekin and skreetchin... thatz right, im talkin about themz windscreen wiperz. all about repetition, we need some competition... dinzdale stepz up, lick a duck... go back itz like two dollar fuck :P 09:02 <+dinzdale> lol plunkett to the mic, i say u wappin like a dyke, pack yo shiz n take hike, heres your little kids bike. im bustin out so u best be lookin out, the real mad hatter has returned from the shitter >> fear. 09:03 <+dinzdale> i thinks i prefer to battle rap, dont just like talking crap, prefer to run niggers down the ground, screaming disses, sounding sound, making them look like clowns..... running niggerz down. aait 09:05 <+dinzdale> where yawl gone where yawl hiding, why the silence, are you scared of my verbal violentz? stop plotting the words u know im gonna make yawl look like turds :]
08:54 <@plunkett> sunshine... and shushi... lifez amuzing, fuck still got no pussy... been mackin town like a two dime clown, still got no pussy, pumpin clubs like pistonz in them beefed vdubs, still no pussy... i say resist, no i insist... lets fuck gry's mamma back on dah todo list
08:34 -!- mode/#rapresent [+o plunkett] by ChanServ 08:34 <@gry> so uve rocked out in 2005, keeping it live 08:34 <@gry> if anyone wants to prove jack is not at all whack 08:34 <@gry> u just have to check rapresent.com, hes skills be da bomb 08:35 <@gry> damn dawg drop rhyme for the crowd, do it like u be, proud and loud 08:35 <@gry> i know u crazy dawg be eating pussy like a hog 08:35 <@gry> *peace* 08:36 <@plunkett> nigga, i'll be back to sustain... need some moca java first to open dah veins 08:37 <@plunkett> let it flow even in pain, early morning trippin like a mental stain 08:39 <@gry> menstrual is what u mean coz bitches got dat bloody spleen 08:39 <@gry> can u imagine leaking all over the place, damn dog i'll have to spray some mace 08:39 <@gry> in the face of the crack whore coz she likes to fuck raw 08:39 <@gry> esp when on the rag, damn fucking bitch old hag 08:40 <@gry> but what can i say i dont like to pay 08:40 <@gry> for the puss so i must be hardc0re 08:40 <@plunkett> back in action, coffee spiraling my reflection... sweet addiction without restriction... w0rd 08:40 <@gry> like my nigger x said i got blood on my hands and theres no remorse 08:40 <@gry> i gots blood on my dick coz i fucked a corpse 08:40 <@gry> w0rd 08:43 <@plunkett> dude, that shit is wack... necro-feel-a-crack! dog is lickin, while body is stinkin... nigga you be all fucked up in dah head... now lets see daht bitch suck off for the dead 08:43 <@gry> *rapresent* 08:44 <@plunkett> holmes, like no response... a lonesome channel, idling niggerz like homiez without triggers... :/ 08:44 <@gry> yeah for sure like niggers without dickerz 08:44 <@gry> thats why everyones been demoted if they whack, if they cocks aint big n black 08:44 <@gry> w0rd 08:45 <@plunkett> keepin it realz when they g0t no skillz... or tiny pielz ... w0rd :P 08:45 <@gry> for sure u know most bitches scared to flow they dont want they images to get too low 08:45 <@gry> cept they end up lookng like mutes, tho in the ass u can fuck em, cutes. 08:46 * plunkett bigupz dah gry 0f gry, the dark dog of rhyme, the instigator o' crime, takez a double line... 08:47 <@gry> sniff the coke but never ass use a little tongue when u be well hung 08:47 <@gry> *peace*

26 July 2005

	09:27 <+Axe> heya gry our nigger chief gay, 
		 saw you on carte blanche Sunday, 
		 giving away land for a bottle of grog,
		 so whiteys can build cottages on the mangrove bog

13 July 2005

	13:18 <+Roxy_Pink> Roxys the name sex appeals the game
			climb in bed with me u wont be the same
			we can do whateva as longs
			as its a game
			Roxy can rap no she cant ag shame
	
15:19 [spafbnerf] i've become.... gay :o 15:19 [spafbnerf] i'm sorry to say 15:20 [spafbnerf] @ first i did it 4 the pay 15:20 [spafbnerf] then i woz just like 'hey' ... 15:20 [spafbnerf] :-\ 15:20 [spafbnerf] LOL! 15:20 [spafbnerf] and i do rapresent, just not on #rapresent :p 15:26 [spafbnerf] Conversation with thejack@rock.com at 2005-07-12 08:33:01 on asszgonads@hotmail.com (msn) 15:26 [spafbnerf] (08:33:19) Andrew: this one is for all my bitches 15:26 [spafbnerf] (08:33:32) Andrew: call me if u need me to itch yor itches 15:26 [spafbnerf] (08:33:39) Andrew: i don't like snitches 15:26 [spafbnerf] (08:34:00) Andrew: my homeyz is making riches 15:26 [spafbnerf] (08:35:08) Jarod has closed the conversation window. 15:26 [spafbnerf] (08:35:54) Andrew: thru stiching on stitches 15:26 [spafbnerf] (08:35:57) Andrew: and so on 15:26 [spafbnerf] (08:36:03) Andrew: this is going to b a long song 15:26 [spafbnerf] (08:36:26) Andrew: ladies get yor thong on 15:26 [spafbnerf] (08:36:42) Andrew: not u jarod, ur the wrong one 15:26 [spafbnerf] (08:36:51) Andrew: plz don't feel free to come get some 15:26 [spafbnerf] (08:37:12) Andrew: u a stank whore w a smelly bottom 15:26 [spafbnerf] (08:38:14) Jarod has closed the conversation window. 15:26 [spafbnerf] (08:41:14) Andrew: sum whores wind up on the street smoking rocks 15:26 [spafbnerf] (08:41:30) Andrew: sum end up in an office chopping cox on chopping blox 15:26 [spafbnerf] (08:41:44) Andrew: no matter wot u do, don't smoke your socks 15:26 [spafbnerf] (08:41:54) Andrew: it's not good for much, it just sucks 15:26 [spafbnerf] (08:41:57) Andrew: *RAPRESENT*

28 June 2005

	10:50 <@samurai_gry> man irc is so fucking lame
	10:51 <@samurai_gry> sometimes i wonder why im on here
	10:51 <@samurai_gry> i mean is cyboring ugly diysfunctional bizzatches that important to me
	10:51 <@samurai_gry> or do i have some other underlying condition brought about by my mother or father
	10:51 <@samurai_gry> perhaps if i regress under hypnosis i might have found that i had been done the 
					michael jackson to
	10:52 <@samurai_gry> by that dirty fucker across teh street or perhaps it was no cant think about it, too 
					painful... must go must run away
	10:52 <@samurai_gry> but then all i do is stay and stay coz bitches i wanna lay even if i meet them this way 
					holy shit what can i say
	10:52 <@samurai_gry> im just a big cock nigger whos ready to pull the trigger shit on yr face and snigger while 
					i fuck jo bitch go figure
	10:53 <@samurai_gry> why is the nigger like gry so hard hes cock like steel yours like lard dont just sit tehre 
					retard say something
	10:53 <@samurai_gry> *peace*
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	gang bang society? have you ever come in the mouth of a black ghetto ho, like i did ever sunday after church?]

28 June 2005

	09:23 <@samurai_gry> ahh shit its rapresent
	09:23 <@samurai_gry> tho niggers be fading like pork in lent
	09:24 <@samurai_gry> what can it be are they trying to pay the rent
	09:24 <@samurai_gry> or perhaps they cant drop a line, being bent
	09:24 <@samurai_gry> shiiyyyaat dawgk its a one man show
	09:24 <@samurai_gry> u beter nod your head and ack like u know
	09:24 <@samurai_gry> the nigger gry be the shizz wrapper
	09:24 <@samurai_gry> he aint a 10 sec mpeg pr0n clip fapper
	09:24 <@samurai_gry> *peace*

14 June 2005

	09:26 [blabber] [plunkett(jack@blabber-2DBE4784.telkomadsl.co.za)] homie i got
     			    bitch slapped like a wet nigga in a mississiPPi trailer park when I
		          spit my shit to mah bitch, so i iz all vent'in, side channel'in,
		          under cover borother'in my sizznezz... rezpek

26 May 2005

	13:16 -!- mode/#rapresent [+v v1per] by ChanServ
	13:22 <@gry> ey0h gn0me
	13:22 <@gry> sawp all mah homiez
	13:22 <@gry> why ya'll been so quite of late hmmmz
	13:22 <@v1per> wadup gry masta
	13:23 <@gry> eye ey just chillin killlin like da villian i was willin to ge ta lickin for a shillin
	13:23 <@gry> w0rd
	13:23 <@v1per> lol
	13:27 <@gry> ey0h nigger i be vex
	13:27 <@gry> coz a nigge rlike gry gets no respex
	13:27 <@gry> niggers be talking crap about anonymizer
	13:28 <@gry> when the threat im talking about is an insider
	13:28 <@gry> then its like the onion ring this and that
	13:28 <@gry> be stepping all over a niggers intellect like a doormat
	13:28 <@gry> wtf niggers wanna be whack
	13:28 <@gry> is it coz their m0mz sm0k3z too much crack
	13:28 <@gry> jus coz i aint growing fucked and old
	13:29 <@gry> does it mean shit i shudnt say cant be bold
	13:29 <@gry> i dunno dawg sometimes
	13:29 <@gry> these niggers really make me wanna pop mah nines
	13:29 <@gry> *peace out*

23 May 2005

	09:35 -!- JediHobbes [jedihobbes@blabber-202E6929.telkomadsl.co.za] has joined #rapresent
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	09:36 <@gry> jedi wit da red eye and no hair dye
	09:36 <@JediHobbes> werd
	09:37 <@gry> sawp sawp homie can u do the rap  like a homie
	09:37 <@gry> or r u just a stupidy phony, like macaroni
	09:37 <@gry> can u go wtih meaty balls, do u suck da poenanna like a halls
	09:37 <@gry> *peace*
	09:39 <@JediHobbes> yo gry
	09:39 <@JediHobbes> thinking you're so sly
	09:39 <@JediHobbes> feeling like a guy
	09:39 <@JediHobbes> who's been touched too many times
	09:39 <@JediHobbes> in that special place
	09:40 <@JediHobbes> don't feel no disgrace
	09:40 <@JediHobbes> I'm not all up in yo face
	09:40 <@JediHobbes> your bitch sprayed me wit mace
	09:40 <@JediHobbes> I still love her though
	09:40 <@JediHobbes> wanna fuck her so so
	09:40 <@JediHobbes> I get the feelin' I'm gonna blow
	09:40 <@JediHobbes> each time I'm inside her she goes OH
	09:40 <@JediHobbes> them ho'z they wanna ride
	09:40 <@JediHobbes> they feel me all inside
	09:40 <@JediHobbes> keep on orderin' other guyz
	09:41 <@JediHobbes> ain't no question, I'm the side
	09:41 <@JediHobbes> this is where I leave
	09:41 <@JediHobbes> and no need to grieve
	09:41 <@JediHobbes> I'll be back sooner then you can say "Steve"
	09:41 <@JediHobbes> so fuckin suck it, blow and heave
	09:41 <@JediHobbes> *out(*
	09:41 <@gry> damn that nigger pass me the mike
	09:41 <@gry> when u got a phat ride u aint got no need to hike
	09:42 <@gry> just bangbussin da bitches for real
	09:42 <@gry> mother fucking huge black kn0b hard as steel
	09:42 <@gry> its all them bizzatches wanna feel.
	09:42 <@gry> *peace*
	09:42 <@JediHobbes> aeHAEha EaHEA Eahe
	09:42 <@gry> :/
	09:42 <@gry> w0rd jedi ruszp3k
	09:43 <@gry> im posting that shit

11 February 2005

	10:10 < spafbnerf> yOAWH!
	10:10 < spafbnerf> step into my laboratory
	10:10 < spafbnerf> and i wil tel u some long story
	10:11 < spafbnerf> about the shit that goes down in this town
	10:11 < spafbnerf> u may find it boring
	10:11 < spafbnerf> but in my mind i'm soaring
	10:11 < spafbnerf> dropping the fat linez, bout the nigz perpetrating hate crimes
	10:11 < spafbnerf> to justify their hard times with a few dimes
	10:12 < spafbnerf> the heart of our city is all grime!@#$
	10:12 < spafbnerf> so we eat slime
	10:12 < spafbnerf> rapresent.

25 January 2005


	11:04 -!- FlaVouR [bob@blabber-6E4E4EDF.telkomadsl.co.za] has joined #rapresent
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	11:06 <@scott_summers> ere comes the bran new flav00r in yeh eeeyaa
	11:07 <+FlaVouR> again
	11:07 <@scott_summers> time for new flav0r in ya eeeyaaa
	11:13 <@spafbnerf> is he going to kick a little FlaVouR in our ears???
	11:13 <@scott_summers> clearly, not
	11:13 <@scott_summers> maybe u shud kick him in the ear
	11:13 <+FlaVouR> its slow  this flow that I spill
	11:13 <+FlaVouR> try to get ill its like dropping a pill
	11:14 <+FlaVouR> of cynide  feel the tide of my rhyme  like a wave fuck the rave culture
	11:14 <+FlaVouR> I'll swoop on ya like a vulture
	11:14 <+FlaVouR> tear off your head .. leave your ass for dead
	11:15 <+FlaVouR> eat your spleen and liver on some wholewheat bread
	11:15 <+FlaVouR> NIGGAAHH!
	11:15 <+FlaVouR> :p
	11:15 <@scott_summers> why is t when i here the fucking word spill i think of jizz
	11:15 <@scott_summers> is it coz my big black cock is long and thick, ie. the shizz
	11:16 <@scott_summers> man i can take this shit no more niggers bustin in my rhymes
	11:16 <@scott_summers> like the own the mother fucking grocery store
	11:16 <@scott_summers> im gonna go crazee like that bitch micheal douglas in fallen
	11:16 <@scott_summers> my h0ez stay finger fucked ready for me their asses be ballin
	11:17 <@scott_summers> w0rd.

25 January 2004

	11:17 <+Ghost_Face_Killer> this bitch be looking me up and down
	11:17 <+Ghost_Face_Killer> she be makin me frown
	11:18 <+Ghost_Face_Killer> take out my blade, slice off her nipple
	11:18 <+Ghost_Face_Killer> lets see if that'l make this bitch giggle
	11:18 <+Ghost_Face_Killer> u dont know how these rhymes flow
	11:18 <+Ghost_Face_Killer> she just a ho that be suckin cock for do
	11:19 <@gry> she ac tlike she the main bit of the show
	11:19 <@gry> but what the wh0re dont know is my nigger ghose
	11:19 <@gry> gonna give her da big dose
	11:19 <@gry> of dat shit be call the black cock
	11:19 <@gry> whatch how we make dat bootay rock
	11:20 <@gry> gonna have to bus off my glock
	11:20 <@gry> im out tick tock...

	11:10 <+Ghost_Face_Killer> im in a hell hole, these ppl are fake, 
					id like to pull out my 9 and make em shit
                           their last dime, they aint seen bone shatter, 
	     				    man ill rip their faces off and serve
	                               it to em on a million dolla platta, 
						    swade shoes watch the blood ooz, 
				 			     they sittin here chattin, 
				man this dude so close to catchin an ass whippin
	11:10 <+Ghost_Face_Killer> bang

23 November 2004

	06:57 <@spafbnerf> fat bitches shur like the cock
	06:57 <@spafbnerf> wehn i whip out the LD they in for a shock
	06:57 <@spafbnerf> i dispose of bitches wif my glock
	06:57 <@spafbnerf> to avoid puttin up w the same old shlock
	06:57 <@spafbnerf> word

23 November 2004

	10:03 <@akira> Queenie drinks jizz for shizz
	10:03 <@akira> Im sho' dat whore can get her crack stuck in a door
	10:04 <@akira> or make snail trails all over da flo'
	10:04 <@akira> she sucks dick for crack
	10:04 <@akira> and that fat bitch will do anything for a snack
	10:05 <@akira> i hate her style i hate her face
	10:05 <@akira> i think she's a disgrace to the human race
	10:05 <@akira> peace!

	10:06 <@gry> queenie u goota battle that guy
	10:06 <@gry> pretend u were the gry
	10:07 <@gry> do the freestyle let it out
	10:07 <@gry> pretend that yr hungry, and hes the trout

	10:07 <@akira> the bitch is back
	10:07 <@akira> i could smell her stinky crack a while back
	10:07 <@akira> if that aint a bad smell then that is whaq
	10:08 <@akira> she's back for more i see
	10:08 <@akira> couldnt take round one of akira on the irc

	10:08 <@akira> so now she's trying to think of some rhymes
	10:08 <@akira> but she aint nothing on this brothers grimes
	10:08 <@akira> so what u say u crack pimp ho?
	10:08 <@akira> u gonna have another go?

	10:08 <@Queenie> u think u wack but all u THINK u can do is hack

	10:09 <@akira> i think not so shut yer face
	10:09 <@akira> or go cover it woth another layer of base

	10:09 <@gry> akira give her space to rhyme
	10:09 <@gry> its the rools of freestyle
	10:09 <@gry> one mc at a time

	10:10 <@gry> oh man akira u got the skill
	10:10 <@gry> u shud be a mad wrapper fuck bitches like yr on the pill
	10:10 <@gry> e that is coz i heard
	10:10 <@gry> it makes u fuck crazy like an alphamale of the herd

	10:10 <@akira> i think that bitch is done yoh gry
	10:10 <@akira> she aint got brains for another try
	10:11 <@akira> she better go back from where she came
	10:11 <@akira> or she's gonna prove to everyone she's just lame
	10:11 <@akira> or perhaps she's ready for a go...
	10:11 <@akira> nah...she's too slow yoh
	10:12 <@akira> crackhead bitch cant rap
	10:12 <@akira> only thing that comes outa her mouth is crap
	10:12 <@akira> she only got brains to irc
	10:12 <@Queenie> shut up for a minute
	10:12 <@akira> and thats not enough for me
	10:12 <@akira> ya see
	10:13 <@Queenie> my boss is telling me her whole life story give me a sec u prick
	10:14 <@akira> if you cant rhyme get back in line, ho'!
	10:14 <@akira> this channels the real deal bitch its not for show

18 November 2004

	12:47 <+punkass> is nina a rappah?
	12:48 <+punkass> does she fuq dinsda1e rite, is she nice n tite. does she bite at nite :/

	07:40 <@dinsda1e> :::     this one is for punk    lolol
	07:40 <@dinsda1e> so i got me a new h0
	07:41 <@dinsda1e> she'z real great, gives me a lukka bl0
	07:41 <@dinsda1e> sumtimez im pushing her head l0
	07:41 <@dinsda1e> putting c0ck in her mouth shouting GOGO
	07:41 <@dinsda1e> i think punk'z a lil edgy
	07:41 <@dinsda1e> coz im giving nina a-plenty
	07:41 <@dinsda1e> making her gasp making her gag
	07:41 <@dinsda1e> making her want me always in her..'bag'
	07:42 <@dinsda1e> -not dun.. on fone- :\
	07:43 <@dinsda1e> im thinking punkz most unhappy
	07:43 <@dinsda1e> now that i'm nina'z big macdaddy
	07:43 <@dinsda1e> i digz to make her call me pappy
	07:43 <@dinsda1e> while im slipping my c0ck in dat spce arnd her lappy..
	07:43 <@dinsda1e> -0v3r-

	07:33 <@Pneuma> whenever she bends over you can see her candy-floss
	07:33 <@Pneuma> licking that tight hole would make me toss
	07:33 <@Pneuma> every night when I go sleep in bed
	07:33 <@Pneuma> hugging my kewt little over stuffed ted
	07:33 <@Pneuma> can't get punkass's little poen out my head
	07:34 <@Pneuma> the thought of other guys touching her makes me see red

	07:44 <+punkass> 15 year old poen iz tite, but when shes been fukked by too many it aint rite... 
		:/ i dont give a fuk who dd lick, cos i iz sukkin on superraves diq
	07:45 <@spafbnerf> yeaaaaah, suk that diq
	07:45 <+punkass> YOU KNO!
	07:45 <@dinsda1e> who wants small lil bitty diq, thats all its about a lil lick, wot u want a cock, 
		u wanna b known all around the block, not  the talk of the town, 
		being tuned u lick sum smal dik'd clown
	07:47 <@dinsda1e> coz u tune the tjikz .. 'bend over and i go BANG BANG'
	07:47 <@dinsda1e> ?
	07:47 <@Pneuma> mahan, u nigz got sumin wrong in yer head
	07:47 <@Pneuma> when I bust out my LD u know yawl all be dead
	07:47 <@gry> nono i choone bend over and let me stupfh some wang-wang
	07:47 <@Pneuma> bitchez will crowd me like mr trump
	07:47 <@dinsda1e> bang bang in their ass
	07:47 <@dinsda1e> after dat chillin smoke sum grass
	07:48 <@Pneuma> all wanting to have me for a good hump

27 October 2004

	13:50 <@spafbnerf> nIGGaS r BoRn tUFF, aNd lIFe iS rEaL sTUff. sO i'M nOt gOiNg to bLUfF: fUrBiEs r
               cOvErD in FlUFF.
	13:51 <@spafbnerf> i uSe zIpLoCk bAg fOr mY sAmWiDch, cAn i gEt a cHeEsE wEdge? diS sHit b dAmN
               eDge.. tHat iZ my pLedGe...
	13:52 <@spafbnerf> cLoUdS r pReTty, lOcO mEaN u iNsAnE, dIRty mExiCans pUt aN oLd sOcK on mY bRAIN!
	

26 October 2004

	09:13 <@spafbnerf> my homes is smoking shoes wif sox
	09:13 <@spafbnerf> yor mom looks like an ox
	09:13 <@spafbnerf> this city looks retarded, all built up of little blocks
	09:14 <@dd> can like to be smokign rox
	09:14 <@spafbnerf> so i'm keeping stocks.. secrets under locks....
	09:14 <@spafbnerf> my mom iz a fox...
	09:14 <@dd> when i woz yuong i got tjiken pox
	09:15 <@dd> i like poen i aint into any cox
	09:15 <@dd> yeeeh... smoke rox :|
	09:15 <@spafbnerf> u can't STOP wot gonna happen wehn my mad muthafukka krew starts runnin thru yo hood, 
			pushin over trashcans  & kickin pplz dogs
	09:16 <@spafbnerf> we did it for the jewels, we can't liv like u foolz, thats y we got the thuglife, niggas 
			in strife... can't even afford a bike, so we stole yor mercedes... with all yor ladies... i'm sorry 
			to say this....
	09:16 <@dd> eh eh @ kicking peoples dogs, itz all about dropping logs, dont care abt ppl and their stupid blogs, 
			unless its full o' amatueu pawn,  perhapz i'll have a fiddle while mowing the lawn...>?
	09:17 <@gryster> damn yawll sill ypunk ass wiggers
	09:17 <@gryster> just coz mnm did it it doesnt figures
	09:17 <@gryster> what kind of a nerve make me pull the triggerz
	09:17 <@gryster> damn dog, where the hell my snickers
	09:17 <@gryster> at.
	09:18 <@dd> fuck the snickers, juz drop her nick'ers, and start lickin' 'ers
	

21 September 2004

	11:58 <@gryster> pull it out yr pocket
	11:59 <@gryster> pull it out yr pocket!
	11:59 <@gryster> PULL IT OUT YR POCKET!
	11:59 <@gryster> Yo, where the freaks at? Lookin' at me
	11:59 <@gryster> You wanna see Black? Then jump on it
	11:59 <@gryster> And to the chumps who think they might want it
	11:59 <@gryster> I might spot your ride and dump on it
	12:01 <@punkass> ima mek you cum
	12:02 <@punkass> ima mek you scream
	12:02 <@punkass> ima mek you think fukkin me was a dream
	

25 August 2004

	09:32 <@JediHobbes> when I drop the beat
	09:33 <@JediHobbes> ya'all on yo feat
	09:33 <@JediHobbes> this ain't no caveat
	09:33 <@JediHobbes> this shit sounds neat
	09:33 <@JediHobbes> twenty seconds, I eat meat
	09:33 <@JediHobbes> I dont wax, I use veet
	09:33 <@JediHobbes> for breakfast, it be wheat
	09:33 <@JediHobbes> walk in the club, feel my heat
	09:33 <@JediHobbes> fo sho, little nigga Chris
	09:34 <@JediHobbes> you ain't feeling my dis
	09:34 <@JediHobbes> but yo bitch is feelin my fis'
	09:34 <@JediHobbes> when like a snake I hiss
	09:34 <@JediHobbes> nigga spit on me like this
	09:34 <@JediHobbes> whip out my dick, he taste my piss
	09:34 <@JediHobbes> fuck that nigga, gimme a kiss
	09:35 <@JediHobbes> rape yo ass, bitch, call you miss
	09:35 <@JediHobbes> it's time I explain the divine
	09:35 <@JediHobbes> it's time I sat down to dine
	09:35 <@JediHobbes> it's time I told you my rhyme
	09:35 <@JediHobbes> it's time I started feelin fine
	09:35 <@JediHobbes> bitch forgot to suck my cock
	09:36 <@JediHobbes> made me wanna get off the dry dock
	09:36 <@JediHobbes> I went back, brought in my glock
	09:36 <@JediHobbes> cock the glock, time for you to get a knock
	09:36 <@JediHobbes> two fo fo's in yo head, lead like rock
	09:36 <@JediHobbes> walk out to my ride, unlock the lock
	09:37 <@JediHobbes> drive off in the sunset, nigga ate his sock
	09:37 <@JediHobbes> time for me to ride, while the clock still goin tock...
	09:37 <@JediHobbes> peace out
	

11 August 2004

	19:29 -!- JediHobbes [jedihobbes@blabber-9DAABF5C.mweb.co.za] has joined #rapresent
	19:29 <@britneyspheresbot> rapresent
	19:29 -!- mode/#rapresent [+o JediHobbes] by ChanServ
	19:30 <@JediHobbes> fuck you, ho
	19:30 -britneyspheresbot:#rapresent- fucking is free thus good
	19:30 <@JediHobbes> you'd better know
	19:30 <@JediHobbes> this shit ain't no show
	19:30 <@JediHobbes> it's for the west coast, yo
	19:30 <@JediHobbes> bitchaz rapresentin wit a fo fo
	19:31 <@JediHobbes> lil kim sucking my cock
	19:31 <@JediHobbes> saying she wanna go
	19:31 <@JediHobbes> but I still say no
	19:31 <@JediHobbes> till Dre walks in
	19:31 <@JediHobbes> honkin on his bottle o gin
	19:31 <@JediHobbes> holdin his dick like a pin
	19:31 <@JediHobbes> prickin his motherfuckin tin
	19:31 <@JediHobbes> this shitz real like Justin
	19:32 <@JediHobbes> bitchez still callin me Hobz
	19:32 <@JediHobbes> wanna be turnin my knobz
	19:32 <@JediHobbes> askin me, "is that shit Bob's?"
	19:32 <@JediHobbes> to wit "fuck you, that's Rob's"
	19:32 <@JediHobbes> fuck it, no need to rhyme
	19:33 <@JediHobbes> I drop the beat all the time
	19:33 <@JediHobbes> but all the little bitch does is whine
	19:33 <@JediHobbes> when I'm pumpin her ass it's feelin fine
	19:33 <@JediHobbes> divine
	19:33 <@JediHobbes> fuck it, that ain't no heavenly sign
	19:34 <@JediHobbes> that's why they say.
	19:34 <@JediHobbes> you heard this shit from the grapevine
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4 August 2004

	14:39 <@JediHobbes> so here it is, I drop a beat fo my peeps
	14:39 <@JediHobbes> all the homiez in da houz, they rockin up wit their jeeps
	14:40 <@JediHobbes> and when we bound, yo know we do it in leaps
	14:40 <@JediHobbes> fosheezy yall, you'd better do this shit for keeps
	14:40 <@JediHobbes> I ain't no longer a playa, I'm motherfuckin insane
	14:40 <@JediHobbes> yall better keep your bitchez at home, I ain't playin no game
	14:40 <@JediHobbes> I rock up at the club, my fo fo'z pointed at yo brain
	14:41 <@JediHobbes> excuse me, sucker, you still thinkin that yo main?
	14:41 <@JediHobbes> I fucked up the west coast all day, baby
	14:41 <@JediHobbes> and now there they call me crazy
	14:41 <@JediHobbes> but ya'all know that I do this shit daily
	14:41 <@JediHobbes> for real, my nick name's Artie wit tha Maybe
	14:42 <@JediHobbes> this is my rapresent, I pulled this fo my crew
	14:42 <@JediHobbes> now you can suck my dick, and suck gry's whilst you're at it too
	14:42 <@JediHobbes> this shit's hardk0re, your bitchez need a screw
	14:42 <@JediHobbes> so this is where I whip it out, fuck you, pussy wanker
	14:42 <@JediHobbes> -out-
	

12 May 2004

	07:39 -!- bradlos [bradlos@support.blabber.net] has joined #rapresent
	07:39 < bradlos> y0
	07:40 < wuChild> rapresent
	07:40 < wuChild> give tus the freestyle
	07:40 < wuChild> brad get buckwild
	07:41 < wuChild> like wu chil..
	07:41 < wuChild> dont be senile
	07:41 < wuChild> just let it flow for a while
	07:41 < wuChild> *smile*
	07:42 < Queenie> ok wuChild :)
	07:43 < bradlos> yo i gots too much on the brain
	07:43 < bradlos> i think its makin me insane
	07:43 < bradlos> its causing to much pain
	07:43 < bradlos> i think im going to take a rain..
	07:43 < bradlos> check
	07:44 < wuChild> one two one two got my boy brad
	07:45 < wuChild> hes getting like micheal
	07:45 < wuChild> pretty fsckin bad
	07:45 < wuChild> he even repeats the cycle
	07:45 < wuChild> of having underage lads
	07:45 < wuChild> lick his nads
	07:45 < wuChild> *peace*
	

03 May 2004

07:18 < wuChild> my isp made me take down the tunes i mean my shell host.. wotever
	07:19 < wuChild> ;(
	07:19 < wuChild> isnt that sad
	07:19 < wuChild> bad
	07:19 < wuChild> and makes u and me fsckin mad
	07:19 < wuChild> its not rad
	07:19 < wuChild> its k-lad
	07:19 < wuChild> a ghey fad
	07:19 < wuChild> i feel like ive been had
	07:19 < wuChild> and im just a tad
	07:19 < wuChild> pissed

11 May 2004

	10:33 < bradlos> y0, i think i should bust a rhyme
	10:33 < bradlos> it seems dat i'm runnin outta time
	10:33 < bradlos> y'all might think that i don't rapresent
	10:33 < bradlos> but i has to rhyme to pay da rent
	10:33 < bradlos> i's comin at ya from da souf side o' midrand
	10:33 < bradlos> butsin' it up fo y'all in dis here chan
	10:33 < bradlos> *peace*

08 Mar 2004

	14:48 < LaDi_SpOnGe_BoB> u know shit
	14:48 < LaDi_SpOnGe_BoB> about the whole bit
	14:48 < LaDi_SpOnGe_BoB> so dont tell me
	14:48 < LaDi_SpOnGe_BoB> that ur it
	14:48 < LaDi_SpOnGe_BoB> coz ur not a hit
	14:48 < LaDi_SpOnGe_BoB> there we are
	14:48 < LaDi_SpOnGe_BoB> heheh

08 Mar 2004

	09:07 < JediHobbes> coz I was da start of da deep kru
	09:07 < JediHobbes> with my niggaz, we all wit me and u
	09:07 < JediHobbes> I pop my fo fo in you ass till yo blu
	09:07 < JediHobbes> better watch for da military coo
	09:08 < JediHobbes> watch the power of my motherfuckin moo
	09:08 < JediHobbes> do you do what you do when you do?
	09:08 < JediHobbes> foo
	09:08 < JediHobbes> don't make me smack yo upside yo momma too
	09:08 < JediHobbes> I ain't afraid of you
	09:08 < JediHobbes> there is no fear of ma lawer gonna sue
	09:09 < JediHobbes> dat bitch gave me head wit her lez kru
	09:09 < JediHobbes> was hit, ya know, when I gave her all dat goo
	09:09 < JediHobbes> now I'm out, I gotta go to da loo
	09:09 < JediHobbes> fosheezy

27 Feb 2004

	08:00 < dinsda1e> mebbe juz bust out a rap in the topic that sez JUST FUKN RHYME OK
	08:00 < dinsda1e> not those words
	08:00 < dinsda1e> but loik
	08:00 < dinsda1e> u know
	08:00 < dinsda1e> get that point across :)
	08:00 < gry> yeah u go ahead
	08:00 < gry> u have the power
	08:00 -!- mode/#rapresent [+o dinsda1e] by gry
	08:00 <@dinsda1e> okeiz
	08:00 <@dinsda1e> gimme a sekdunt to fink bout diz one
	08:01 < gry> yes i know u need a few secs thats y u alaways bust your rhymes on one line
	08:01 < gry> but everyone else here
	08:01 < gry> does it while they talk
	08:01 < gry> coz they rorrk
	08:01 < gry> while u prolly edit,
	08:01 < gry> its ok like pork
	08:01 < gry> i guess, but i aint no dork
	08:01 < gry> im live
	08:01 <@dinsda1e> if yuo doint like it
	08:01 < gry> but in yr mommas pussy i wont dive
	08:01 <@dinsda1e> i will leave ;|
	08:01 < gry> *peace*
	08:01 <@dinsda1e> u know wotz irc ii
	08:01 < gry> aww my battle rhymes r so effective
	08:01 <@dinsda1e> one line for all #
	08:02 < gry> he wants to leave
	08:02 <@dinsda1e> sumtimezi wanna say sum shit in another #
	08:02 < gry> coz im making him cry
	08:02 < gry> thats why im the gry
	08:02 <@dinsda1e> so i juz bust out 1 time
	08:02 < gry> *w0rd*
	08:02 < gry> boo frikken hoo
	08:02 < gry> please dont leave dee dee
	08:02 < gry> most people write their rhymes before they do
	08:02 < gry> its jsut not freestyle
	08:03 < gry> which everyone knows is the real tr00
	08:03 < gry> hiphop it aint 8 mile
	08:03 < gry> *peace*
	08:03 < gry> yes so alt tab to notepad
	08:03 < gry> soon it about 50 seconds of editing u will sound fad
	08:03 < gry> real bad
	08:03 < gry> like micheal
	08:03 < gry> yeah
	08:04 <@dinsda1e> 5o seckundz lol
	08:04 <@dinsda1e> nono u dum ho
	08:04 <@dinsda1e> i ain that slow
	08:04 <@dinsda1e> juz got utha shit on the go
	08:04 <@dinsda1e> chekkit
	08:04 <@dinsda1e> ;|
	08:05 < gry> u cant battle rhme me
	08:05 < gry> coz this is my territory u see
	08:05 < gry> and then ull bee
	08:05 < gry> shall i leve thee
	08:05 < gry> haa haa hee hee
	08:06 < gry> *piss around the place*

24 Feb 2004

	10:28 <@dinsda1e> battle raps huh ? :D
	10:31 <@jus> dinsda1e, yer lookin a bit pale, can you step up to the mike, cos these others cant, 
			aait, they ain't bringin shit, can you take us up a bit, and raise the level, bring 
			down all hell, can you do it for yerself, or even for  	the CHANNEL
	10:36 <@jus> u suq :/
	10:47 <@spafbnerf> HAHahAhAhahAHA
	10:51 <@dinsda1e> well jus', if ah mus', i got tha grooves, i got tha moves, why be askin' me up 
			as if i got summin' to proof!?  gimme a chance to get psych'd before i grab that mic, 
			i thought my drink had been be spiked, with higher grade, makin' me feel like a slave 
			to tha rave. my friend, dangerous dave, he dont like no rave, just getting laid, paid, 
			so now jus' back at choo, for yo next spew, of garbage.
	11:30 < theGry> deedee wants to grab the mic with his dick, its like is that your only trick, u think 
			yr slick but like yr mom yr a cheap fsckin trick
	11:34 < theGry> i leeve u bloody like atampon nigger
	11:34 < theGry> mnm bubba sparx pale ass whigger
	11:34 < theGry> gonnna make my pussy finger pull da trigger
	11:35 < theGry> my big blq coq is always biggger
	11:35 < theGry> *peace*

10 Dec 2003

	    07:01 <@gry> all i have for frenz r wiggerz like u dawg
		07:01 <@gry> sup wit dat
		07:01 <@gry> i must be whaq
		07:01 <@gry> but i am truely blaq
		07:01 <@gry> waq
		07:01 <@gry> but im jus kidding coz my real niggers cant read
		07:02 <@gry> why would they beon the computer? they plantin the seed
		07:02 <@gry> smokin the weed
		07:02 <@gry> yes indeed
		07:02 <@gry> free'd
		07:04 <@gry> but i slave away for hannibal
		07:04 <@gry> coz food cos dough and i aint no cannibal
		07:04 <@gry> sometimes i wanna turn all this shit flammable
		07:05 <@gry> let out the true blaq animal
		07:05 <@gry> i jus wanna chill smooke and eat
		07:05 <@gry> i know u can relate t dis beat
		07:05 <@gry> we're from the street
		07:06 <@gry> where shit is meek
		07:07 <@gry> to be free is to be a bum
		07:07 <@gry> or perhaps win the lotto like a rich mutha fuckin scum
		07:07 <@gry> chillout with my 40's craq ho'z
		07:07 <@gry> im peaceful no time for foes
		07:08 <@gry> just wanna smoke and doze
		07:08 <@gry> strike a pose
		07:08 <@gry> weed grows and grows
		07:09 <@gry> this case lets close
		07:09 <@gry> *peace*

3 Dec 2003

	10:51 <@gry> sup dawg
	10:51 <@dinsda1e> tiz gry'z :D
	10:51 <@gry> i hope u can rhyme
	10:51 <@dinsda1e> w0zzzup
	10:51 <@dinsda1e> if i cant rhyme
	10:51 <@dinsda1e> i'l give y0 a dime
	10:51 <@gry> this channel is the prime
	10:52 <@gry> gonna take mah fuckin time
	10:52 <@gry> drink bacardi and lime
	10:52 <@gry> voice sweet like a wind chime
	10:52 <@polkadot> it aint no crime
	10:52 <@dinsda1e> i'd cld drink that all the tiem :/

21 Nov 2003

	10:59 <@wzd> *squeeze y0r breast against mine, arr*
	10:59 <@wzd> h3h :\
	10:59 <@gry> no not u fscker
	10:59 <@gry> *s
	11:09 <@gry> sorry d00d k called
	11:10 <@gry> so i had to go to the boardroom
	11:11 <@gry> dis shit makes me feel appauled
	11:11 <@gry> wanna get in my car and go vroom vroom
	11:11 <@gry> working for da white man
	11:12 <@gry> all day slaving and breaking mah back
	11:12 <@gry> as if my name was stan
	11:12 <@gry> and iu know i can't even haq :((
	11:12 <@gry> waq!
	11:12 <@gry> faq!
	11:12 <@gry> wanna make me get a glock
	11:13 <@gry> and make dose mothers go splat
	11:13 <@gry> rattattattatt
	11:14 <@gry> he ain even lissen to mah rhymes
	11:14 <@gry> at least im original
	11:14 <@gry> thasts why i gets mines
	11:14 <@gry> everyday be viginal
	11:14 <@gry> splurginal
	11:14 <@gry> sometimes even anal :o
	11:15 <@gry> my shit be real
	11:15 <@gry> commin str8 outtta da east
	11:16 <@gry> even tho cats pop n steal
	11:16 <@gry> everyone knows da east is not wewst
	11:16 <@gry> west be da best
	11:16 <@gry> but east be da test
	11:16 <@gry> can u survive in dis game of cold rappin
	11:16 <@gry> were nigggers dat knows whats happenin
	11:17 <@gry> gettin all yr biyagees
	11:17 <@gry> as if i was B I G
	11:17 <@gry> slappin iyr momam in da head
	11:17 <@gry> wit ma diq
	11:18 <@gry> if she dont give me head
	11:18 <@gry> even if she do
	11:18 <@gry> its what i need to get me reared...
	11:19 <@gry> i cap yr cliq
	11:19 <@gry> you be da foo
	11:24 <@gry> peace!


	11:49 <@gry> mahan i cant stopt he flow
	11:49 <@gry> its liek contagious u know
	11:49 <@gry> i jus wish people would give me all their dough
	11:49 <@gry> i'd be like yo
	11:49 <@gry> ho
	11:49 <@gry> u ugly like da p0p0
	11:49 <@gry> d0d0
	11:50 <@gry> and u'r rhmes r whaq like t0t0
	11:50 <@gry> i be practisin up in da d0j0
	11:51 <@gry> da blaqcoq ninja shinsh0
	11:51 <@gry> but u didnt even know i had flow dtho..
	11:52 <@gry> but i need more practise
	11:52 <@gry> cuase my rhymes r like slow-lsow
	11:52 <@wzd> hahaha
	11:53  * wzd h00ngraeh, hmmmnnmm.....