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need to express yourself?! drop some freestyle!! join #rapresent on irc.shadowfire.org and get your rhymes posted!
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03 March 2009
12:06 <+fluffypony> yo yo yo
12:07 <+fluffypony> as I drop the beat
12:07 <+fluffypony> I make you move your feat
12:07 <+fluffypony> as your glands excrete
12:07 <+fluffypony> your head explodes from the heat
12:07 <+fluffypony> deet deet deet
12:07 <+fluffypony> goes little r2
12:07 <+fluffypony> as I kick his ass
12:07 <+fluffypony> right down the loo
12:08 <+fluffypony> cause we been rapresentin
12:08 <+fluffypony> since the beginning of time
12:08 <+fluffypony> feelin my rhyme
12:08 <+fluffypony> this ain't no rhythm divine
12:08 <+fluffypony> break out my glock
12:08 <+fluffypony> as you hear it go cock cock
12:08 <+fluffypony> shivers anticipate the rock
12:08 <+fluffypony> of a bullet in the lock
12:08 <+fluffypony> coursin through my veins
12:09 <+fluffypony> no time to explains
12:09 <+fluffypony> I gotta make it with gains
12:09 <+fluffypony> for this govmint that's in pain
12:09 <+fluffypony> werd to jz, our future prez
12:09 <+fluffypony> not sure if we'll make it
12:09 <+fluffypony> cause we'll all be deadz
12:09 <+fluffypony> if we elects the nigga
12:09 <+fluffypony> that's the neighbourhood killa
12:10 <+fluffypony> this is what I'm sayin, aaaaaight.
08 April 2008
--- from #linux ----
[21:24] < MaNI> when is rap going to go out of fashion? :/
[21:24] < MaNI> I can't take it anymore
[21:26] < Tinuva2> rofl
[21:26] < Tinuva2> i like rap when its real good, which aint much
[21:30] < MaNI> thats the problem
[21:30] < MaNI> :/
[22:23] < spacenerf> don't be hating MaNI, u sound like a granny,
[22:23] < spacenerf> rap is the cool shit just like your mother's fanny,
[22:24] < spacenerf> uhmm.....
[22:26] < MaNI> ;/
[22:47] < spacenerf> don't player hate just cz u sit at home and masturbate
[22:49] < spacenerf> niggers need to be edumucate, rap is the language of the straight
[22:49] < spacenerf> when MaNI's granny opens her legs niggers be lining up like school fete
[22:49] < spacenerf> wicky-w0rd ;|
08 April 2008
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15:34 <@spacenerf> bitch plz
15:34 <@spacenerf> spread my cheese
15:34 <@spacenerf> i bring disease!
15:34 <@spacenerf> causing unease .....
15:34 <@spacenerf> this shits for sheez.
15:34 <@spacenerf> w0rd.
15:34 <@spacenerf> i bust your momz ass open like a cantaloupe
15:34 <@spacenerf> fill it with my man-soup
15:34 <@spacenerf> even in a group
15:35 <@spacenerf> that hoe loves it like jesus ....
15:35 <@spacenerf> when she fanny-farts it breezes ....
15:35 <@spacenerf> during the week iam selling fine cheezes.
15:36 <@spacenerf> wicky-wH0rd .....
16:30 <~bcn> o0
16:31 <~bcn> ruspek
19 December 2007
01:49 <@spacenerve> c'mon BlaQ, don't be a fag ....
01:50 <@spacenerve> if u don't rap ur a stinky doo-rag... :\
01:54 <+BlaQ> homie, dont call me a fag, i'l grab my glock and empty my mag
01:54 <+BlaQ> then u'll be mor burnt up than a cigartte fag
01:55 <+BlaQ> I'll be waitin' for a response
...
01:55 <@spacenerve> u can wait for your response in hell
01:56 <@spacenerve> cz thats wherin belongs thine smell
01:56 <@spacenerve> u can fuckoff at the sound of the bell- ting. :\
01:57 <+BlaQ> =[
01:58 <+BlaQ> homie, u should know all about hell
01:58 <+BlaQ> coz thats wherein such a retarded brain should dwell
...
02:11 <@spacenerve> ur entire family should b in the fucking zoo
02:11 <@spacenerve> u smell so bad no1 wants to be in your crew
02:11 <@spacenerve> and the only gf u can get is a jew
02:12 <@spacenerve> but u can never get a good screw
02:12 <@spacenerve> ur not sposed to brush your teeth in the loo
02:12 <@spacenerve> rapresent.
02:12 <+BlaQ> ur rhymes so wack, u shud rather lick ass crack.
02:13 <+BlaQ> or maybe fuck ur boyfriend, Jack
02:13 <+BlaQ> coz i know u dont fuck anything that has a rack
02:13 <+BlaQ> last night i caught you sleepin with uncle Zach
02:14 <+BlaQ> so pls get the fuck out befor u get a smack
02:14 <+BlaQ> and shut up, i dont wanna hear you yackedy yack tack
02:14 <@spacenerve> that rhyme was kak
02:14 <@spacenerve> kiss my fuck
02:14 <@spacenerve> your mothers a big buck
02:14 <@spacenerve> eat my chocolate muck
02:15 <@spacenerve> :D
02:15 <+BlaQ> go eat some shit, like 2girls1cup
02:15 <+BlaQ> before i get you real beat up
02:16 <+BlaQ> your weaker than a lil dog's pup
02:16 <+BlaQ> =/
...
02:18 <+BlaQ> this guy spacenerve, he's a sore loser
02:18 <+BlaQ> maybe he should go on the show "The Biggest Loser"
02:18 <@spacenerve> u want moar but your ass is still sore
02:18 <@spacenerve> from the verbal pounding it received before
02:19 <@spacenerve> when u previously tried to battlerap
02:19 <@spacenerve> and ended up sounding fack'
02:19 <@spacenerve> in shit, but u stil thought ur the mac
02:20 <@spacenerve> so i say, giv the mic back :\
02:20 <@spacenerve> peace
02:20 <+BlaQ> yo, i may be new but i'm still 1337 at battle rap
02:20 <+BlaQ> ur the one that spits all the crap
02:20 <+BlaQ> so, do yourself a favor, get some porn and have a fap
02:21 <+BlaQ> coz we dont need ppl like ur populatin that'll be pretty crap
02:21 <+BlaQ> =/
02:21 <@spacenerve> aIGHT
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08:59 <~bcn> lol
09:01 <~bcn> w0rdw0rd niggas be rhyming
09:01 <~bcn> but they aint got no timing
09:01 <~bcn> like cornball bitches who like to cow-poke
09:01 <~bcn> trying to make money off hj's coz their ass is broke
09:01 <~bcn> now let me just lay back take a toke
09:01 <~bcn> of this ee'r fat stinky smoke
09:02 <~bcn> *puffsz*
09:02 <~bcn> ok ok wicky wack wack the mac is back
09:02 <~bcn> like crack you know your maomma's smack
09:02 <~bcn> coz i aint sayin that bitch is whack
09:02 <~bcn> she takes it up the ass crack
09:02 <~bcn> or so ive heard.
09:02 <~bcn> *peace*
16 November 2007
14:09 <+moe> forget slick rick, forget grandmaster flash
14:09 <+moe> dr. seuss and his rhymes obliterate their trash
14:09 <+moe> he was first on the scene, childlike and dapper
14:09 <+moe> doctor theodore geisel, the original rapper
14:09 <@spacenerve> rapresent. ;\
14:11 <+moe> back in those days, tv was black and white
14:11 <+moe> he brought it in spades, his rhymes was tight
14:11 <+moe> compared to his standard, these bitches look lame
14:11 <+moe> green eggs and ham puts those bitches to shame
31 October 2007
08:48 <~gry> lol w0rd w0rd
08:49 <~gry> aee got some new tunes some even a pom
08:49 <~gry> who goes by the name of marvel ask your mom
08:49 <~gry> why its that way, i aint saying she's not a good lay
08:49 <~gry> i was just thinking this morning can we let rapresent die
08:50 <~gry> and then i instantenously thought hell no dont be a naai
08:50 <~gry> its for the real niggaz with skill and whit
08:50 <~gry> if you cant think fast you'll just sound shit
30 October 2007
22:16 <@spacenerve> #rapresent is dead like tupac
22:16 <@spacenerve> makes me want to rock cock
22:16 <@spacenerve> if u smoke a sock, it's the shizzhock
22:17 <@spacenerve> don't 4get 2 feed the flock
22:17 <@spacenerve> when u rock, your cock thru the city block
22:18 <@spacenerve> fuck the p0p0 poppyc0ck
22:18 <@spacenerve> kthx
22:21 <@spacenerve> kick it bcnmaster!
08 June 2007
09:12 <@spacenerve> AWICKY WICKY WO ALIKI LIKI LO LO
09:12 <@spacenerve> TASTE MY SNOW
09:12 <@spacenerve> MY SKILLS DON'T BLOW
09:13 <@spacenerve> I KNEW THIS ONE OE
09:13 <@spacenerve> WHO LIEKD TO EAT FISH ROE
09:13 <@spacenerve> SO I KICKD HIS ASS, SED 'WTF HOE'
09:14 <@spacenerve> THAT SHIT HAS TO GO
09:14 <@spacenerve> WICKY-WORD.
09:14 <@gry> y0y0y0y0
09:15 <@gry> listen up listen up i about to drop
09:15 <@gry> you can have 20c and a payphone to call that cop
09:15 <@gry> a phat sack of weed about to drop
09:16 <@gry> like my nuts and the juice they bust on top
09:16 <@gry> of jo mamas face, someone pass that h0 a mop
09:16 <@gry> *P34c3*
30 May 2007
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08:59 <@bcn> SLMS!
09:01 <@spacenerve> lo dog :)
09:01 <@bcn> :>
09:01 <@spacenerve> wapwazent!
09:02 <@bcn> aha ha aha
09:02 <@spacenerve> :p
09:02 <@bcn> i dont have the enrgy to freestyle anymore
09:03 <@bcn> damn i think i should whip my cock out
09:03 <@bcn> hit the door
09:03 <@bcn> intellectually i hold no clout
09:03 <@bcn> tho they always want, it like before
09:03 <@bcn> must be coz its big n black, no doubt.
09:04 <@bcn> *p34<3*
09:06 <@spacenerve> y0r rhyme abilities are rusty due to lack of use like my nana'z poen
09:06 <@spacenerve> but if u practice everyday in the #wrapresent u wil b good again soon .......
09:07 <@spacenerve> blabbernet suxx the fat one, tell those guyz lick my ass .....
09:07 <@spacenerve> if the smell is too stank they can hav a replica of brass
09:07 <@spacenerve> wickyw0rd :\
09:08 <@bcn> oh damn i was thinking of posting this shit
09:08 <@bcn> until the stank of your rhyme actuually hit
09:08 <@bcn> damn dawg that shit is so bad
09:08 <@bcn> tho like u said practise some more, dont get mad
09:08 <@bcn> wickywackawack
01 March 2007
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07:57 <@bcn> y0y0 cypress do you like to rhyme
07:57 <@bcn> have you got some skills to drop one ont he line
07:57 <@bcn> can u do it once two three or a fouth time
07:57 <@bcn> go ahead lakc of skills is no crime
07:57 <@bcn> just look at some fake rappers out there
07:57 <@bcn> they do their shit making money they dont care
07:57 <@bcn> so go :/
07:59 <@Cypress> i've got the skills to pop them mills
08:00 <@Cypress> like beats off the street aint anything but some heat
08:00 <@Cypress> we come from the back to infade your pad
08:01 <@Cypress> hit you up with the mad shit from the ghetto
08:01 <@Cypress> oh no don't come say you aint ghetto
08:01 <@Cypress> :|
08:01 <@Cypress> ok
08:01 <@Cypress> well
08:01 <@Cypress> hello
18 January 2005
15:35 <@spafbnerf> RAPRESENTING IT LIKE MICKY ROONIE
15:35 <@spafbnerf> I LIKE MY EATS MASHD UP AND WIF A SPOONIE
15:36 <@spafbnerf> I DON'T FIND IT VERY FOONY
15:36 <@spafbnerf> HOW THIS # IS ALL FUCKIN GLOOMY
15:36 <@spafbnerf> I THINK I'LL GAUGE OUT MY EYES
15:36 <@spafbnerf> EAT A BAG OF FLIES
15:37 <@spafbnerf> TIRED OF PEEPS RAPRESENTING LIES :(
15:37 <@spafbnerf> U & YOR MOM & PETS R WHO I DESPISE
15:37 <@spafbnerf> w0rd...
15:39 <@spafbnerf> time to share sum of my freestyley
15:39 <@spafbnerf> it has been sed that i'm voluptous like kylie
15:40 <@spafbnerf> u can't touch my hyney!
15:40 <@spafbnerf> unless it's heinz winkler, and u kil him...
15:40 <@spafbnerf> by sticking something big & painful like up his thing
15:41 <@spafbnerf> my rhymes are so tite, it's bn sed i'm the fucking king...
15:41 <@spafbnerf> i smack up drag queens to steal their bling
15:41 <@spafbnerf> *rapresent*
17 January 2005
12:45 <@gry> aehaehaeh
12:45 <@gry> sloik u coq lovers
12:46 <@gry> lets here some beats okay
12:46 <@gry> dont make me ping the others
12:46 <@gry> coz pretending u not here is gay
12:46 <@gry> thats right u fag cock sucker
12:46 <@gry> lets c u get wild like t c rucker
12:46 <@gry> you dont know who im talking about coz u too busy riding dick
12:46 <@gry> u stupid ugly smelly and not so slick
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12:47 <@gry> so maybe u shud just get on yours knees
12:47 <@gry> while a nigger like a gry drop these beetz
12:47 <@gry> coz ur just a fag smegma loving cracker eating cracker
12:47 <@gry> after u it cant get no whacker
12:47 <@GNOME> sup gry rabbit
12:47 <@gry> damn dog im sick of all these homos is what
12:48 <@gry> i'll insert my big black cock in their butt
12:48 <@gry> they always wanna try and tess a nigger like gree
12:48 <@gry> coz all they r is mother fucking corneee
12:48 <@gry> bitches cant rhyme cant flow
12:48 <@gry> cant think on their feet or fuck like a show
12:48 <@gry> i dont need that ecstacy or crack
12:48 <@gry> look what crack did to whitney and bobby, its really teh whack
12:49 <@gry> i'll drop the freestyle alll day coz i aint mother fuckin gay
12:49 <@GNOME> cos u got a big black saq ?
12:49 <@gry> my brain slick like a machine sure to make yr bitches cream
12:49 <@gry> damn dog what can i say
12:49 <@gry> think i 'll just go lay in the hay
12:49 <@gry> smoke some zizzzayy
12:49 <@gry> w0rd
12:49 <@gry> for shizzum mah nizzum
12:49 <@gry> w0rd.
22 December 2005
07:09 <@spafbnerf> raprezentah
07:09 <@spafbnerf> like mr spencah
07:09 <@spafbnerf> make u want 2 rent sum venter
07:09 <@spafbnerf> microphone dentah
07:09 <@spafbnerf> crazy fucked up like it's bent yah
07:10 <@spafbnerf> my posse alrdy spent ya
07:11 <@spafbnerf> befor i cld even pull out my glock....
07:11 <@spafbnerf> nananananana
07:24 <@spafbnerf> pah, kinda got interrupted on that one
07:24 <@spafbnerf> do0d, where did yor # go? :( therz loik no1 here....
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07:27 <@spafbnerf> rapresent, jibrael !
07:27 <@jibrael> yeah fo shure yo
07:27 <@jibrael> soon as i got f00d
07:29 <@spafbnerf> no, i just mean, like, errr, rapresent! ... not like, literally, rapresent...
07:29 <@spafbnerf> tho... if this is yor first day in #rapresent.... u haf 2 uhhnng, rapresent ...
08:11 <@jibrael> ok check, now that i had some food
08:11 <@jibrael> feel a bit better, in less of a killing mood
08:11 <@jibrael> if you think these words are crude
08:12 <@jibrael> i'll pimpslap you for been rude
08:12 <@jibrael> kill just by the hate that i exude
08:18 <@jibrael> --
08:19 <@jibrael> i worked a forty hour week, stress is at a fucking peak
08:20 <@jibrael> all i wanna do is is fucking sleep, but bitches like spafbnerf can't shut up - they just fucking speak
08:21 <@jibrael> its fucked up irratating with all this caffeine penetrating.. my brain, they such a fucking pain
08:21 <@jibrael> better shut the fuck up soon, 'for i slap them 'cross the room
08:21 <@jibrael> word
15 December 2005
11:45 <@jedihobbes> gry
11:45 <@jedihobbes> Wave and polkadot want me in a little love triangle with them
11:45 <@jedihobbes> I think I will drop a beat about it
11:45 <@jedihobbes> dof
11:45 <@jedihobbes> dof dof dof
11:45 <@jedihobbes> dof dof dof dof dof DOF
11:45 <@jedihobbes> yo yo yo
11:45 <@polkadot> lol
11:45 <@jedihobbes> I may be tall
11:45 <@jedihobbes> I may be sexy
11:46 <@jedihobbes> but lemme tell you peeps
11:46 <@jedihobbes> my name ain't liewe heksie
11:46 <@jedihobbes> I may be hung
11:46 <@jedihobbes> just like king kong
11:46 <@polkadot> I may be a liar
11:46 <@polkadot> lol
11:46 <@jedihobbes> but your love triangle guys
11:46 <@jedihobbes> is doing me wrong
11:46 <@jedihobbes> I may be built
11:46 <@jedihobbes> like mohammad ali
11:46 <@jedihobbes> but there just ain't no way
11:46 <@jedihobbes> you're playing with my pee pee
11:46 <@jedihobbes> *out*
11:47 <@gry> yeah hes like ali, looking all crazy
11:47 -!- Wave is now known as Wave|gone
11:47 <@gry> tho that nigger may wrap like gay z
11:47 <@gry> oops did i say gay z when i may jay
11:47 <@gry> tho i guess its ok coz pop its for faggots anyway
11:48 <@gry> jedi u shud prolly let em have their day
11:48 <@gry> it would be a change from having to pay
11:48 <@gry> dont u know what its like to shag for freee
11:48 -!- polkadot is now known as polkadot_aweh
11:48 <@gry> u need to do it like that nigger gree
11:48 <@gry> and enjoy yourself to be the best
11:48 <@gry> go ahead and put yrself to the test
11:48 <@gry> altho it doesnt feel all that right
11:48 <@gry> just remember, even eminem, is white.
11:48 <@gry> *pEaCe*
2 August 2005
07:37 <@gry> so last night while i shagged your mom
07:37 <@gry> i made her suck my balls and call me dom
07:37 <@gry> coz i saw a show on tv that made me see
07:38 <@gry> that a bitch like her can please the gree
07:38 <@gry> i dont really know what to say
07:38 <@gry> the bitch loves to roll in the hay
07:38 <@gry> but i think its really okay
07:38 <@gry> if she pay like she weigh then she can stay
07:38 <@gry> im just a big cock nigger they call gry
07:38 <@gry> with the pussy, i always, get my way
07:38 <@gry> *PeAcE*
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08:07 <@gry> damn dogs u just missed my hot poem
08:07 <@gry> niggers be looking crazy at me like i owe em
08:07 <@gry> an explaination for why i always blow em
08:07 <@gry> out the water their hoes wanna know em
08:08 <@gry> who is he where he be what his cock like can i see
08:08 <@gry> put it inside me and move it all around
08:08 <@gry> you can do it gree coz u a love hound
08:08 <@gry> damn dog what can i say, im just a nigger, they call me gry
08:08 <@gry> w0rd
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08:10 <@gry> niggers that know me see me and think ima a problem niggers
that dont see me and think ima rob em
08:10 <@gry> is it coz im black i dunno can u be a down ass nigger0 with a h0 making the
d0 pimping aint for sh0w
08:10 <@gry> w0rd
08:11 <@gry> its so that little nigger gry's can eat drink and smoke on the corner of the street
dropping crack rocks toa hiphop beat
08:12 <@gry> i dunno i just fuck bitches off their feet coz i know being a pimp is leet
08:12 <@gry> fuck that nigger 50cent he be dres wh0re for rent
08:12 <@gry> w0rd.
27 July 2005
09:53 <%Cypress_Hill> i gotta tell you, dis shit be off the hook, like your mamma just gave birth to a snook
09:53 <%Cypress_Hill> dun be looking at me wit dat crazy look, i'll be shown u my style, yes i said i like
09:53 <%Cypress_Hill> to free style. i dun wear a frown, see ya straight into your eyes, all i see is lies,
09:53 <%Cypress_Hill> dispies these niggaz that show no respekt, they get it staright like a cap to the head.
10:19 <@gry> cypress that was nice i think it was about time u got some fame
10:19 <@gry> for yr raps r begining to not sound lame
10:19 <@gry> tame but rather hot and on fire like a flame
10:20 <@gry> tell me something dawg u do it for real
10:20 <@gry> rapresent with the freestyle and bitchez' ass u can feel
10:20 <@gry> *peace*
10:21 <+gnome> pfftt
10:21 <+gnome> cypress cld not rhyme
10:21 <+gnome> not even for a dime
10:21 <+gnome> he's too fsckn lame
10:21 <+gnome> gonna make me insane
10:22 * gnome pulls a gat
10:22 <+gnome> put him out of his pain
10:23 <@plunkett> stay strapped...
10:23 <@plunkett> check dah blood stain
10:23 <@gry> nice nigger u getting int he flow
10:23 <@gry> soon ull be able to fuck pussy for dough
10:24 <@plunkett> pimpin, iz natural... almost cultural.. pussy comes in plural ;)
10:24 <@gry> for real coz two is beter than one
10:24 <@gry> they call me two cum johhny
10:24 <@gry> when i come out the room with two fly honeys
10:24 <@gry> niggers to their home i make em run
10:24 <@gry> chec kif they bitch aint suckin the gry's gun
10:24 <@gry> u know he let em gargle for fun
10:24 <@gry> aee.
10:25 <+gnome> yr chix aint hot...
10:25 <+gnome> jst enuff fer 1 shot
10:25 <+gnome> i make em putt off teh light
10:26 <+gnome> cos gawd, they aint no tite
10:25 <@plunkett> dude, get another spot :P
10:26 <@plunkett> get outa sight
10:26 <@gry> plunkett dont interrupt the flow, of another nigger0
10:26 <+gnome> werd
10:29 <+gnome> gry
10:29 <+gnome> nigga
10:29 <+gnome> i aint got no weed
10:29 <+gnome> i dunt even got a seed
10:29 <+gnome> id have come round fer a smoke
10:30 <+gnome> but ur shit might fsck me to choke
10:30 <@gry> i would invite u over but now i be smokig that shit thats like r15/gram
10:30 <@gry> so fuck you
10:30 <@gry> hehehe
10:30 <+gnome> lol
10:30 <@gry> dood i can organise
10:30 <@gry> come to my hood, it will all be good
10:30 <@gry> u'll leave with a bag, let yr balls sag
10:30 <@gry> on the ground let em drag, sparks let em be yr flag
10:30 <@gry> her he comes around the block, rockin the dock like big cock
10:31 <@gry> wth am i talking about, a nigger like gry gots all the clout
10:31 <@gry> no doubt dont shout devout pussy fucker mother
09:41 <@plunkett> behind my desk, white collar... low dollar, on the streetz victim without power,
pop anotha downer... itz all ego, rapresentin my digital negro. u gotta go deeper,
your not dah grim reaper... skimmin the surface, nobody differs.. untouchable,
sticks and stones, unbreakable.. skin and bones im an animal. try and cage my rage..
strait out the ice-age... fuck this stage! *peaCe out*
09:14 <@dinzdale> lol have no fear ! i keep bustin coz i keep lustin , for the real
ultimate power coz im the mac & plougher. cant not have it, feelz like
im in a pit, with out it, fuck diz shit. you say you a gangstah but im
the real word rapstah. im bustin n spittin and keep getting louder, u
say u a gangstah but you got no.....powah
09:15 <@plunkett> plougher... nigga u a farmboi... power? shitz nigga... go startup that
generator ;p
09:15 <@gry> damn u really bringing it to the plate what can i say thats great
but i never fear that it may be too late to drop the rhymes and feel great
coz letting it out is wat its about whats the point of having a big mouth
if u aint got cock to back it up u might as well just wrap it up
09:18 <@gry> BEEEP BEEEP BEEP here that its the sound of yr momma backing up
09:18 <@gry> on mah big black schlock.
09:18 <@gry> *peace*
09:18 <+Cypress_Hill> go get yaself a flowa , you aint got the powa , i'll show u the beat
i learnt out on the street , u will neva get this l33t , i'm no clown working
for a simple dime , gotta get me a piece of the lime ,
09:18 <@dinzdale> lol. farmboy, more like your mutha'z toy boy, im the pussy plougher,
nigga u heard yor mumma when shes 'ah ah' when she cant get louder? back
to being a plouger, i got the real power, its what comes out my
head.down.south, just ask any bitchez after i cum in their mouth, so dont
talk to me about cock gree, coz im picking bitches wit glee,
when they dont swallow my wang i turn them over, in the ass BANG BANG!@#
09:19 <@gry> lol for real dog its better that way
coz bitches wanna have babies so they can turn u gay
09:19 <@gry> make u say the marriage is the good shit
09:19 <@gry> coz they dont want u to other punanais hit
09:19 <@gry> *w0rd.
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09:21 <@gry> oo didnt mean to get so close to the truth bitches i hit out the park like babe ruth
09:21 <@gry> with mah big black baseball bat, coz on my dick i never wear a hat
09:21 <@gry> i know how to pullout right even if that pussy is tight
09:21 <@plunkett> pop a cap, lick a snack... iz daht salty crack, damn niggaz.. gryz mamma is whack!
09:21 <@gry> i never give up my sperm as if it was just some cheap germ
09:21 <@gry> hell no nigger please i fuck that pussy till it squeeze
09:22 <@gry> then im out when i nut, perhaps on that big phat butt
09:22 <@gry> *w0rd.
09:24 <@plunkett> now w0rk iz all up in my face, on my fuckin case... peace out tillzz laterz,
i g0tta fuckup thiz rat race! *peaCe*
09:25 <@dinzdale> work? dont make me smirk. iz it coz i iz show who iz got da real dough? i put
my money where my mouth is nigga n u bein stupid, thinking u can take this diss when
it is i , the real macRupert. just go, fuck off, go home, pack your bags, stop
fucking fags, be a real man, come with a top plan, find a nice bitch, so when u got
that cock itch u can insert into some poes, not some bent over wuss!@
08:57 <+dinzdale> damn i better bust out some time
08:57 <@gry> for real dont wanna be whack like crack
08:58 <+dinzdale> i aint like that, u know my rhymes are real phat
08:59 <@gry> dont stop keep going with teh flow nigger0
08:59 <+dinzdale> just the time i lack to fight back
08:59 <+dinzdale> starting to get real slack
08:59 <+dinzdale> damn bitches n bosses on my back
09:00 <+dinzdale> god damn work is starting to go waq
09:00 <+dinzdale> waq waq lol
09:00 <+dinzdale> my brain feels dried + fried
09:00 <@gry> whatever u do dog dont turn to smack
09:00 <@gry> coz u'll end up like whitney and bobby, pretty whack
09:00 <+dinzdale> lol no smack no smack, just chick bum crack
09:00 <@gry> i dunno what to say man, u out of shape like ham
09:00 <@gry> u need to clear yr mind, coz yr rhymes ound like they wre born out of hind (area)
09:01 <@plunkett> likez check... check out, hillz of em cyprezz... quiet like all them viperz...
rattlin, squeekin and skreetchin... thatz right, im talkin about themz windscreen wiperz.
all about repetition, we need some competition... dinzdale stepz up, lick a duck...
go back itz like two dollar fuck :P
09:02 <+dinzdale> lol plunkett to the mic, i say u wappin like a dyke, pack yo shiz n take hike,
heres your little kids bike. im bustin out so u best be lookin out,
the real mad hatter has returned from the shitter >> fear.
09:03 <+dinzdale> i thinks i prefer to battle rap, dont just like talking crap,
prefer to run niggers down the ground, screaming disses, sounding sound,
making them look like clowns..... running niggerz down. aait
09:05 <+dinzdale> where yawl gone where yawl hiding, why the silence,
are you scared of my verbal violentz?
stop plotting the words u know im gonna make yawl look like turds :]
08:54 <@plunkett> sunshine... and shushi... lifez amuzing,
fuck still got no pussy... been mackin town like a two dime clown,
still got no pussy, pumpin clubs like pistonz in them beefed vdubs,
still no pussy... i say resist, no i insist... lets fuck gry's mamma back on dah todo list
08:34 -!- mode/#rapresent [+o plunkett] by ChanServ
08:34 <@gry> so uve rocked out in 2005, keeping it live
08:34 <@gry> if anyone wants to prove jack is not at all whack
08:34 <@gry> u just have to check rapresent.com, hes skills be da bomb
08:35 <@gry> damn dawg drop rhyme for the crowd, do it like u be, proud and loud
08:35 <@gry> i know u crazy dawg be eating pussy like a hog
08:35 <@gry> *peace*
08:36 <@plunkett> nigga, i'll be back to sustain... need some moca java first to open dah veins
08:37 <@plunkett> let it flow even in pain, early morning trippin like a mental stain
08:39 <@gry> menstrual is what u mean coz bitches got dat bloody spleen
08:39 <@gry> can u imagine leaking all over the place, damn dog i'll have to spray some mace
08:39 <@gry> in the face of the crack whore coz she likes to fuck raw
08:39 <@gry> esp when on the rag, damn fucking bitch old hag
08:40 <@gry> but what can i say i dont like to pay
08:40 <@gry> for the puss so i must be hardc0re
08:40 <@plunkett> back in action, coffee spiraling my reflection... sweet addiction without restriction... w0rd
08:40 <@gry> like my nigger x said i got blood on my hands and theres no remorse
08:40 <@gry> i gots blood on my dick coz i fucked a corpse
08:40 <@gry> w0rd
08:43 <@plunkett> dude, that shit is wack... necro-feel-a-crack!
dog is lickin, while body is stinkin... nigga you
be all fucked up in dah head...
now lets see daht bitch suck off for the dead
08:43 <@gry> *rapresent*
08:44 <@plunkett> holmes, like no response... a lonesome channel, idling niggerz like homiez without triggers... :/
08:44 <@gry> yeah for sure like niggers without dickerz
08:44 <@gry> thats why everyones been demoted if they whack, if they cocks aint big n black
08:44 <@gry> w0rd
08:45 <@plunkett> keepin it realz when they g0t no skillz... or tiny pielz ... w0rd :P
08:45 <@gry> for sure u know most bitches scared to flow they dont want they images to get too low
08:45 <@gry> cept they end up lookng like mutes, tho in the ass u can fuck em, cutes.
08:46 * plunkett bigupz dah gry 0f gry, the dark dog of rhyme, the instigator o' crime, takez a double line...
08:47 <@gry> sniff the coke but never ass use a little tongue when u be well hung
08:47 <@gry> *peace*
26 July 2005
09:27 <+Axe> heya gry our nigger chief gay,
saw you on carte blanche Sunday,
giving away land for a bottle of grog,
so whiteys can build cottages on the mangrove bog
13 July 2005
13:18 <+Roxy_Pink> Roxys the name sex appeals the game
climb in bed with me u wont be the same
we can do whateva as longs
as its a game
Roxy can rap no she cant ag shame
15:19 [spafbnerf] i've become.... gay :o
15:19 [spafbnerf] i'm sorry to say
15:20 [spafbnerf] @ first i did it 4 the pay
15:20 [spafbnerf] then i woz just like 'hey' ...
15:20 [spafbnerf] :-\
15:20 [spafbnerf] LOL!
15:20 [spafbnerf] and i do rapresent, just not on #rapresent :p
15:26 [spafbnerf] Conversation with thejack@rock.com at 2005-07-12 08:33:01 on asszgonads@hotmail.com (msn)
15:26 [spafbnerf] (08:33:19) Andrew: this one is for all my bitches
15:26 [spafbnerf] (08:33:32) Andrew: call me if u need me to itch yor itches
15:26 [spafbnerf] (08:33:39) Andrew: i don't like snitches
15:26 [spafbnerf] (08:34:00) Andrew: my homeyz is making riches
15:26 [spafbnerf] (08:35:08) Jarod has closed the conversation window.
15:26 [spafbnerf] (08:35:54) Andrew: thru stiching on stitches
15:26 [spafbnerf] (08:35:57) Andrew: and so on
15:26 [spafbnerf] (08:36:03) Andrew: this is going to b a long song
15:26 [spafbnerf] (08:36:26) Andrew: ladies get yor thong on
15:26 [spafbnerf] (08:36:42) Andrew: not u jarod, ur the wrong one
15:26 [spafbnerf] (08:36:51) Andrew: plz don't feel free to come get some
15:26 [spafbnerf] (08:37:12) Andrew: u a stank whore w a smelly bottom
15:26 [spafbnerf] (08:38:14) Jarod has closed the conversation window.
15:26 [spafbnerf] (08:41:14) Andrew: sum whores wind up on the street smoking rocks
15:26 [spafbnerf] (08:41:30) Andrew: sum end up in an office chopping cox on chopping blox
15:26 [spafbnerf] (08:41:44) Andrew: no matter wot u do, don't smoke your socks
15:26 [spafbnerf] (08:41:54) Andrew: it's not good for much, it just sucks
15:26 [spafbnerf] (08:41:57) Andrew: *RAPRESENT*
28 June 2005
10:50 <@samurai_gry> man irc is so fucking lame
10:51 <@samurai_gry> sometimes i wonder why im on here
10:51 <@samurai_gry> i mean is cyboring ugly diysfunctional bizzatches that important to me
10:51 <@samurai_gry> or do i have some other underlying condition brought about by my mother or father
10:51 <@samurai_gry> perhaps if i regress under hypnosis i might have found that i had been done the
michael jackson to
10:52 <@samurai_gry> by that dirty fucker across teh street or perhaps it was no cant think about it, too
painful... must go must run away
10:52 <@samurai_gry> but then all i do is stay and stay coz bitches i wanna lay even if i meet them this way
holy shit what can i say
10:52 <@samurai_gry> im just a big cock nigger whos ready to pull the trigger shit on yr face and snigger while
i fuck jo bitch go figure
10:53 <@samurai_gry> why is the nigger like gry so hard hes cock like steel yours like lard dont just sit tehre
retard say something
10:53 <@samurai_gry> *peace*
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gang bang society? have you ever come in the mouth of a black ghetto ho, like i did ever sunday after church?]
28 June 2005
09:23 <@samurai_gry> ahh shit its rapresent
09:23 <@samurai_gry> tho niggers be fading like pork in lent
09:24 <@samurai_gry> what can it be are they trying to pay the rent
09:24 <@samurai_gry> or perhaps they cant drop a line, being bent
09:24 <@samurai_gry> shiiyyyaat dawgk its a one man show
09:24 <@samurai_gry> u beter nod your head and ack like u know
09:24 <@samurai_gry> the nigger gry be the shizz wrapper
09:24 <@samurai_gry> he aint a 10 sec mpeg pr0n clip fapper
09:24 <@samurai_gry> *peace*
14 June 2005
09:26 [blabber] [plunkett(jack@blabber-2DBE4784.telkomadsl.co.za)] homie i got
bitch slapped like a wet nigga in a mississiPPi trailer park when I
spit my shit to mah bitch, so i iz all vent'in, side channel'in,
under cover borother'in my sizznezz... rezpek
26 May 2005
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13:22 <@gry> ey0h gn0me
13:22 <@gry> sawp all mah homiez
13:22 <@gry> why ya'll been so quite of late hmmmz
13:22 <@v1per> wadup gry masta
13:23 <@gry> eye ey just chillin killlin like da villian i was willin to ge ta lickin for a shillin
13:23 <@gry> w0rd
13:23 <@v1per> lol
13:27 <@gry> ey0h nigger i be vex
13:27 <@gry> coz a nigge rlike gry gets no respex
13:27 <@gry> niggers be talking crap about anonymizer
13:28 <@gry> when the threat im talking about is an insider
13:28 <@gry> then its like the onion ring this and that
13:28 <@gry> be stepping all over a niggers intellect like a doormat
13:28 <@gry> wtf niggers wanna be whack
13:28 <@gry> is it coz their m0mz sm0k3z too much crack
13:28 <@gry> jus coz i aint growing fucked and old
13:29 <@gry> does it mean shit i shudnt say cant be bold
13:29 <@gry> i dunno dawg sometimes
13:29 <@gry> these niggers really make me wanna pop mah nines
13:29 <@gry> *peace out*
23 May 2005
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09:36 <@gry> jedi wit da red eye and no hair dye
09:36 <@JediHobbes> werd
09:37 <@gry> sawp sawp homie can u do the rap like a homie
09:37 <@gry> or r u just a stupidy phony, like macaroni
09:37 <@gry> can u go wtih meaty balls, do u suck da poenanna like a halls
09:37 <@gry> *peace*
09:39 <@JediHobbes> yo gry
09:39 <@JediHobbes> thinking you're so sly
09:39 <@JediHobbes> feeling like a guy
09:39 <@JediHobbes> who's been touched too many times
09:39 <@JediHobbes> in that special place
09:40 <@JediHobbes> don't feel no disgrace
09:40 <@JediHobbes> I'm not all up in yo face
09:40 <@JediHobbes> your bitch sprayed me wit mace
09:40 <@JediHobbes> I still love her though
09:40 <@JediHobbes> wanna fuck her so so
09:40 <@JediHobbes> I get the feelin' I'm gonna blow
09:40 <@JediHobbes> each time I'm inside her she goes OH
09:40 <@JediHobbes> them ho'z they wanna ride
09:40 <@JediHobbes> they feel me all inside
09:40 <@JediHobbes> keep on orderin' other guyz
09:41 <@JediHobbes> ain't no question, I'm the side
09:41 <@JediHobbes> this is where I leave
09:41 <@JediHobbes> and no need to grieve
09:41 <@JediHobbes> I'll be back sooner then you can say "Steve"
09:41 <@JediHobbes> so fuckin suck it, blow and heave
09:41 <@JediHobbes> *out(*
09:41 <@gry> damn that nigger pass me the mike
09:41 <@gry> when u got a phat ride u aint got no need to hike
09:42 <@gry> just bangbussin da bitches for real
09:42 <@gry> mother fucking huge black kn0b hard as steel
09:42 <@gry> its all them bizzatches wanna feel.
09:42 <@gry> *peace*
09:42 <@JediHobbes> aeHAEha EaHEA Eahe
09:42 <@gry> :/
09:42 <@gry> w0rd jedi ruszp3k
09:43 <@gry> im posting that shit
11 February 2005
10:10 < spafbnerf> yOAWH!
10:10 < spafbnerf> step into my laboratory
10:10 < spafbnerf> and i wil tel u some long story
10:11 < spafbnerf> about the shit that goes down in this town
10:11 < spafbnerf> u may find it boring
10:11 < spafbnerf> but in my mind i'm soaring
10:11 < spafbnerf> dropping the fat linez, bout the nigz perpetrating hate crimes
10:11 < spafbnerf> to justify their hard times with a few dimes
10:12 < spafbnerf> the heart of our city is all grime!@#$
10:12 < spafbnerf> so we eat slime
10:12 < spafbnerf> rapresent.
25 January 2005
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11:06 <@scott_summers> ere comes the bran new flav00r in yeh eeeyaa
11:07 <+FlaVouR> again
11:07 <@scott_summers> time for new flav0r in ya eeeyaaa
11:13 <@spafbnerf> is he going to kick a little FlaVouR in our ears???
11:13 <@scott_summers> clearly, not
11:13 <@scott_summers> maybe u shud kick him in the ear
11:13 <+FlaVouR> its slow this flow that I spill
11:13 <+FlaVouR> try to get ill its like dropping a pill
11:14 <+FlaVouR> of cynide feel the tide of my rhyme like a wave fuck the rave culture
11:14 <+FlaVouR> I'll swoop on ya like a vulture
11:14 <+FlaVouR> tear off your head .. leave your ass for dead
11:15 <+FlaVouR> eat your spleen and liver on some wholewheat bread
11:15 <+FlaVouR> NIGGAAHH!
11:15 <+FlaVouR> :p
11:15 <@scott_summers> why is t when i here the fucking word spill i think of jizz
11:15 <@scott_summers> is it coz my big black cock is long and thick, ie. the shizz
11:16 <@scott_summers> man i can take this shit no more niggers bustin in my rhymes
11:16 <@scott_summers> like the own the mother fucking grocery store
11:16 <@scott_summers> im gonna go crazee like that bitch micheal douglas in fallen
11:16 <@scott_summers> my h0ez stay finger fucked ready for me their asses be ballin
11:17 <@scott_summers> w0rd.
25 January 2004
11:17 <+Ghost_Face_Killer> this bitch be looking me up and down
11:17 <+Ghost_Face_Killer> she be makin me frown
11:18 <+Ghost_Face_Killer> take out my blade, slice off her nipple
11:18 <+Ghost_Face_Killer> lets see if that'l make this bitch giggle
11:18 <+Ghost_Face_Killer> u dont know how these rhymes flow
11:18 <+Ghost_Face_Killer> she just a ho that be suckin cock for do
11:19 <@gry> she ac tlike she the main bit of the show
11:19 <@gry> but what the wh0re dont know is my nigger ghose
11:19 <@gry> gonna give her da big dose
11:19 <@gry> of dat shit be call the black cock
11:19 <@gry> whatch how we make dat bootay rock
11:20 <@gry> gonna have to bus off my glock
11:20 <@gry> im out tick tock...
11:10 <+Ghost_Face_Killer> im in a hell hole, these ppl are fake,
id like to pull out my 9 and make em shit
their last dime, they aint seen bone shatter,
man ill rip their faces off and serve
it to em on a million dolla platta,
swade shoes watch the blood ooz,
they sittin here chattin,
man this dude so close to catchin an ass whippin
11:10 <+Ghost_Face_Killer> bang
23 November 2004
06:57 <@spafbnerf> fat bitches shur like the cock
06:57 <@spafbnerf> wehn i whip out the LD they in for a shock
06:57 <@spafbnerf> i dispose of bitches wif my glock
06:57 <@spafbnerf> to avoid puttin up w the same old shlock
06:57 <@spafbnerf> word
23 November 2004
10:03 <@akira> Queenie drinks jizz for shizz
10:03 <@akira> Im sho' dat whore can get her crack stuck in a door
10:04 <@akira> or make snail trails all over da flo'
10:04 <@akira> she sucks dick for crack
10:04 <@akira> and that fat bitch will do anything for a snack
10:05 <@akira> i hate her style i hate her face
10:05 <@akira> i think she's a disgrace to the human race
10:05 <@akira> peace!
10:06 <@gry> queenie u goota battle that guy
10:06 <@gry> pretend u were the gry
10:07 <@gry> do the freestyle let it out
10:07 <@gry> pretend that yr hungry, and hes the trout
10:07 <@akira> the bitch is back
10:07 <@akira> i could smell her stinky crack a while back
10:07 <@akira> if that aint a bad smell then that is whaq
10:08 <@akira> she's back for more i see
10:08 <@akira> couldnt take round one of akira on the irc
10:08 <@akira> so now she's trying to think of some rhymes
10:08 <@akira> but she aint nothing on this brothers grimes
10:08 <@akira> so what u say u crack pimp ho?
10:08 <@akira> u gonna have another go?
10:08 <@Queenie> u think u wack but all u THINK u can do is hack
10:09 <@akira> i think not so shut yer face
10:09 <@akira> or go cover it woth another layer of base
10:09 <@gry> akira give her space to rhyme
10:09 <@gry> its the rools of freestyle
10:09 <@gry> one mc at a time
10:10 <@gry> oh man akira u got the skill
10:10 <@gry> u shud be a mad wrapper fuck bitches like yr on the pill
10:10 <@gry> e that is coz i heard
10:10 <@gry> it makes u fuck crazy like an alphamale of the herd
10:10 <@akira> i think that bitch is done yoh gry
10:10 <@akira> she aint got brains for another try
10:11 <@akira> she better go back from where she came
10:11 <@akira> or she's gonna prove to everyone she's just lame
10:11 <@akira> or perhaps she's ready for a go...
10:11 <@akira> nah...she's too slow yoh
10:12 <@akira> crackhead bitch cant rap
10:12 <@akira> only thing that comes outa her mouth is crap
10:12 <@akira> she only got brains to irc
10:12 <@Queenie> shut up for a minute
10:12 <@akira> and thats not enough for me
10:12 <@akira> ya see
10:13 <@Queenie> my boss is telling me her whole life story give me a sec u prick
10:14 <@akira> if you cant rhyme get back in line, ho'!
10:14 <@akira> this channels the real deal bitch its not for show
18 November 2004
12:47 <+punkass> is nina a rappah?
12:48 <+punkass> does she fuq dinsda1e rite, is she nice n tite. does she bite at nite :/
07:40 <@dinsda1e> ::: this one is for punk lolol
07:40 <@dinsda1e> so i got me a new h0
07:41 <@dinsda1e> she'z real great, gives me a lukka bl0
07:41 <@dinsda1e> sumtimez im pushing her head l0
07:41 <@dinsda1e> putting c0ck in her mouth shouting GOGO
07:41 <@dinsda1e> i think punk'z a lil edgy
07:41 <@dinsda1e> coz im giving nina a-plenty
07:41 <@dinsda1e> making her gasp making her gag
07:41 <@dinsda1e> making her want me always in her..'bag'
07:42 <@dinsda1e> -not dun.. on fone- :\
07:43 <@dinsda1e> im thinking punkz most unhappy
07:43 <@dinsda1e> now that i'm nina'z big macdaddy
07:43 <@dinsda1e> i digz to make her call me pappy
07:43 <@dinsda1e> while im slipping my c0ck in dat spce arnd her lappy..
07:43 <@dinsda1e> -0v3r-
07:33 <@Pneuma> whenever she bends over you can see her candy-floss
07:33 <@Pneuma> licking that tight hole would make me toss
07:33 <@Pneuma> every night when I go sleep in bed
07:33 <@Pneuma> hugging my kewt little over stuffed ted
07:33 <@Pneuma> can't get punkass's little poen out my head
07:34 <@Pneuma> the thought of other guys touching her makes me see red
07:44 <+punkass> 15 year old poen iz tite, but when shes been fukked by too many it aint rite...
:/ i dont give a fuk who dd lick, cos i iz sukkin on superraves diq
07:45 <@spafbnerf> yeaaaaah, suk that diq
07:45 <+punkass> YOU KNO!
07:45 <@dinsda1e> who wants small lil bitty diq, thats all its about a lil lick, wot u want a cock,
u wanna b known all around the block, not the talk of the town,
being tuned u lick sum smal dik'd clown
07:47 <@dinsda1e> coz u tune the tjikz .. 'bend over and i go BANG BANG'
07:47 <@dinsda1e> ?
07:47 <@Pneuma> mahan, u nigz got sumin wrong in yer head
07:47 <@Pneuma> when I bust out my LD u know yawl all be dead
07:47 <@gry> nono i choone bend over and let me stupfh some wang-wang
07:47 <@Pneuma> bitchez will crowd me like mr trump
07:47 <@dinsda1e> bang bang in their ass
07:47 <@dinsda1e> after dat chillin smoke sum grass
07:48 <@Pneuma> all wanting to have me for a good hump
27 October 2004
13:50 <@spafbnerf> nIGGaS r BoRn tUFF, aNd lIFe iS rEaL sTUff. sO i'M nOt gOiNg to bLUfF: fUrBiEs r
cOvErD in FlUFF.
13:51 <@spafbnerf> i uSe zIpLoCk bAg fOr mY sAmWiDch, cAn i gEt a cHeEsE wEdge? diS sHit b dAmN
eDge.. tHat iZ my pLedGe...
13:52 <@spafbnerf> cLoUdS r pReTty, lOcO mEaN u iNsAnE, dIRty mExiCans pUt aN oLd sOcK on mY bRAIN!
26 October 2004
09:13 <@spafbnerf> my homes is smoking shoes wif sox
09:13 <@spafbnerf> yor mom looks like an ox
09:13 <@spafbnerf> this city looks retarded, all built up of little blocks
09:14 <@dd> can like to be smokign rox
09:14 <@spafbnerf> so i'm keeping stocks.. secrets under locks....
09:14 <@spafbnerf> my mom iz a fox...
09:14 <@dd> when i woz yuong i got tjiken pox
09:15 <@dd> i like poen i aint into any cox
09:15 <@dd> yeeeh... smoke rox :|
09:15 <@spafbnerf> u can't STOP wot gonna happen wehn my mad muthafukka krew starts runnin thru yo hood,
pushin over trashcans & kickin pplz dogs
09:16 <@spafbnerf> we did it for the jewels, we can't liv like u foolz, thats y we got the thuglife, niggas
in strife... can't even afford a bike, so we stole yor mercedes... with all yor ladies... i'm sorry
to say this....
09:16 <@dd> eh eh @ kicking peoples dogs, itz all about dropping logs, dont care abt ppl and their stupid blogs,
unless its full o' amatueu pawn, perhapz i'll have a fiddle while mowing the lawn...>?
09:17 <@gryster> damn yawll sill ypunk ass wiggers
09:17 <@gryster> just coz mnm did it it doesnt figures
09:17 <@gryster> what kind of a nerve make me pull the triggerz
09:17 <@gryster> damn dog, where the hell my snickers
09:17 <@gryster> at.
09:18 <@dd> fuck the snickers, juz drop her nick'ers, and start lickin' 'ers
21 September 2004
11:58 <@gryster> pull it out yr pocket
11:59 <@gryster> pull it out yr pocket!
11:59 <@gryster> PULL IT OUT YR POCKET!
11:59 <@gryster> Yo, where the freaks at? Lookin' at me
11:59 <@gryster> You wanna see Black? Then jump on it
11:59 <@gryster> And to the chumps who think they might want it
11:59 <@gryster> I might spot your ride and dump on it
12:01 <@punkass> ima mek you cum
12:02 <@punkass> ima mek you scream
12:02 <@punkass> ima mek you think fukkin me was a dream
25 August 2004
09:32 <@JediHobbes> when I drop the beat
09:33 <@JediHobbes> ya'all on yo feat
09:33 <@JediHobbes> this ain't no caveat
09:33 <@JediHobbes> this shit sounds neat
09:33 <@JediHobbes> twenty seconds, I eat meat
09:33 <@JediHobbes> I dont wax, I use veet
09:33 <@JediHobbes> for breakfast, it be wheat
09:33 <@JediHobbes> walk in the club, feel my heat
09:33 <@JediHobbes> fo sho, little nigga Chris
09:34 <@JediHobbes> you ain't feeling my dis
09:34 <@JediHobbes> but yo bitch is feelin my fis'
09:34 <@JediHobbes> when like a snake I hiss
09:34 <@JediHobbes> nigga spit on me like this
09:34 <@JediHobbes> whip out my dick, he taste my piss
09:34 <@JediHobbes> fuck that nigga, gimme a kiss
09:35 <@JediHobbes> rape yo ass, bitch, call you miss
09:35 <@JediHobbes> it's time I explain the divine
09:35 <@JediHobbes> it's time I sat down to dine
09:35 <@JediHobbes> it's time I told you my rhyme
09:35 <@JediHobbes> it's time I started feelin fine
09:35 <@JediHobbes> bitch forgot to suck my cock
09:36 <@JediHobbes> made me wanna get off the dry dock
09:36 <@JediHobbes> I went back, brought in my glock
09:36 <@JediHobbes> cock the glock, time for you to get a knock
09:36 <@JediHobbes> two fo fo's in yo head, lead like rock
09:36 <@JediHobbes> walk out to my ride, unlock the lock
09:37 <@JediHobbes> drive off in the sunset, nigga ate his sock
09:37 <@JediHobbes> time for me to ride, while the clock still goin tock...
09:37 <@JediHobbes> peace out
11 August 2004
19:29 -!- JediHobbes [jedihobbes@blabber-9DAABF5C.mweb.co.za] has joined #rapresent
19:29 <@britneyspheresbot> rapresent
19:29 -!- mode/#rapresent [+o JediHobbes] by ChanServ
19:30 <@JediHobbes> fuck you, ho
19:30 -britneyspheresbot:#rapresent- fucking is free thus good
19:30 <@JediHobbes> you'd better know
19:30 <@JediHobbes> this shit ain't no show
19:30 <@JediHobbes> it's for the west coast, yo
19:30 <@JediHobbes> bitchaz rapresentin wit a fo fo
19:31 <@JediHobbes> lil kim sucking my cock
19:31 <@JediHobbes> saying she wanna go
19:31 <@JediHobbes> but I still say no
19:31 <@JediHobbes> till Dre walks in
19:31 <@JediHobbes> honkin on his bottle o gin
19:31 <@JediHobbes> holdin his dick like a pin
19:31 <@JediHobbes> prickin his motherfuckin tin
19:31 <@JediHobbes> this shitz real like Justin
19:32 <@JediHobbes> bitchez still callin me Hobz
19:32 <@JediHobbes> wanna be turnin my knobz
19:32 <@JediHobbes> askin me, "is that shit Bob's?"
19:32 <@JediHobbes> to wit "fuck you, that's Rob's"
19:32 <@JediHobbes> fuck it, no need to rhyme
19:33 <@JediHobbes> I drop the beat all the time
19:33 <@JediHobbes> but all the little bitch does is whine
19:33 <@JediHobbes> when I'm pumpin her ass it's feelin fine
19:33 <@JediHobbes> divine
19:33 <@JediHobbes> fuck it, that ain't no heavenly sign
19:34 <@JediHobbes> that's why they say.
19:34 <@JediHobbes> you heard this shit from the grapevine
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4 August 2004
14:39 <@JediHobbes> so here it is, I drop a beat fo my peeps
14:39 <@JediHobbes> all the homiez in da houz, they rockin up wit their jeeps
14:40 <@JediHobbes> and when we bound, yo know we do it in leaps
14:40 <@JediHobbes> fosheezy yall, you'd better do this shit for keeps
14:40 <@JediHobbes> I ain't no longer a playa, I'm motherfuckin insane
14:40 <@JediHobbes> yall better keep your bitchez at home, I ain't playin no game
14:40 <@JediHobbes> I rock up at the club, my fo fo'z pointed at yo brain
14:41 <@JediHobbes> excuse me, sucker, you still thinkin that yo main?
14:41 <@JediHobbes> I fucked up the west coast all day, baby
14:41 <@JediHobbes> and now there they call me crazy
14:41 <@JediHobbes> but ya'all know that I do this shit daily
14:41 <@JediHobbes> for real, my nick name's Artie wit tha Maybe
14:42 <@JediHobbes> this is my rapresent, I pulled this fo my crew
14:42 <@JediHobbes> now you can suck my dick, and suck gry's whilst you're at it too
14:42 <@JediHobbes> this shit's hardk0re, your bitchez need a screw
14:42 <@JediHobbes> so this is where I whip it out, fuck you, pussy wanker
14:42 <@JediHobbes> -out-
12 May 2004
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07:39 < bradlos> y0
07:40 < wuChild> rapresent
07:40 < wuChild> give tus the freestyle
07:40 < wuChild> brad get buckwild
07:41 < wuChild> like wu chil..
07:41 < wuChild> dont be senile
07:41 < wuChild> just let it flow for a while
07:41 < wuChild> *smile*
07:42 < Queenie> ok wuChild :)
07:43 < bradlos> yo i gots too much on the brain
07:43 < bradlos> i think its makin me insane
07:43 < bradlos> its causing to much pain
07:43 < bradlos> i think im going to take a rain..
07:43 < bradlos> check
07:44 < wuChild> one two one two got my boy brad
07:45 < wuChild> hes getting like micheal
07:45 < wuChild> pretty fsckin bad
07:45 < wuChild> he even repeats the cycle
07:45 < wuChild> of having underage lads
07:45 < wuChild> lick his nads
07:45 < wuChild> *peace*
03 May 2004
07:18 < wuChild> my isp made me take down the tunes i mean my shell host.. wotever
07:19 < wuChild> ;(
07:19 < wuChild> isnt that sad
07:19 < wuChild> bad
07:19 < wuChild> and makes u and me fsckin mad
07:19 < wuChild> its not rad
07:19 < wuChild> its k-lad
07:19 < wuChild> a ghey fad
07:19 < wuChild> i feel like ive been had
07:19 < wuChild> and im just a tad
07:19 < wuChild> pissed
11 May 2004
10:33 < bradlos> y0, i think i should bust a rhyme
10:33 < bradlos> it seems dat i'm runnin outta time
10:33 < bradlos> y'all might think that i don't rapresent
10:33 < bradlos> but i has to rhyme to pay da rent
10:33 < bradlos> i's comin at ya from da souf side o' midrand
10:33 < bradlos> butsin' it up fo y'all in dis here chan
10:33 < bradlos> *peace*
08 Mar 2004
14:48 < LaDi_SpOnGe_BoB> u know shit
14:48 < LaDi_SpOnGe_BoB> about the whole bit
14:48 < LaDi_SpOnGe_BoB> so dont tell me
14:48 < LaDi_SpOnGe_BoB> that ur it
14:48 < LaDi_SpOnGe_BoB> coz ur not a hit
14:48 < LaDi_SpOnGe_BoB> there we are
14:48 < LaDi_SpOnGe_BoB> heheh
08 Mar 2004
09:07 < JediHobbes> coz I was da start of da deep kru
09:07 < JediHobbes> with my niggaz, we all wit me and u
09:07 < JediHobbes> I pop my fo fo in you ass till yo blu
09:07 < JediHobbes> better watch for da military coo
09:08 < JediHobbes> watch the power of my motherfuckin moo
09:08 < JediHobbes> do you do what you do when you do?
09:08 < JediHobbes> foo
09:08 < JediHobbes> don't make me smack yo upside yo momma too
09:08 < JediHobbes> I ain't afraid of you
09:08 < JediHobbes> there is no fear of ma lawer gonna sue
09:09 < JediHobbes> dat bitch gave me head wit her lez kru
09:09 < JediHobbes> was hit, ya know, when I gave her all dat goo
09:09 < JediHobbes> now I'm out, I gotta go to da loo
09:09 < JediHobbes> fosheezy
27 Feb 2004
08:00 < dinsda1e> mebbe juz bust out a rap in the topic that sez JUST FUKN RHYME OK
08:00 < dinsda1e> not those words
08:00 < dinsda1e> but loik
08:00 < dinsda1e> u know
08:00 < dinsda1e> get that point across :)
08:00 < gry> yeah u go ahead
08:00 < gry> u have the power
08:00 -!- mode/#rapresent [+o dinsda1e] by gry
08:00 <@dinsda1e> okeiz
08:00 <@dinsda1e> gimme a sekdunt to fink bout diz one
08:01 < gry> yes i know u need a few secs thats y u alaways bust your rhymes on one line
08:01 < gry> but everyone else here
08:01 < gry> does it while they talk
08:01 < gry> coz they rorrk
08:01 < gry> while u prolly edit,
08:01 < gry> its ok like pork
08:01 < gry> i guess, but i aint no dork
08:01 < gry> im live
08:01 <@dinsda1e> if yuo doint like it
08:01 < gry> but in yr mommas pussy i wont dive
08:01 <@dinsda1e> i will leave ;|
08:01 < gry> *peace*
08:01 <@dinsda1e> u know wotz irc ii
08:01 < gry> aww my battle rhymes r so effective
08:01 <@dinsda1e> one line for all #
08:02 < gry> he wants to leave
08:02 <@dinsda1e> sumtimezi wanna say sum shit in another #
08:02 < gry> coz im making him cry
08:02 < gry> thats why im the gry
08:02 <@dinsda1e> so i juz bust out 1 time
08:02 < gry> *w0rd*
08:02 < gry> boo frikken hoo
08:02 < gry> please dont leave dee dee
08:02 < gry> most people write their rhymes before they do
08:02 < gry> its jsut not freestyle
08:03 < gry> which everyone knows is the real tr00
08:03 < gry> hiphop it aint 8 mile
08:03 < gry> *peace*
08:03 < gry> yes so alt tab to notepad
08:03 < gry> soon it about 50 seconds of editing u will sound fad
08:03 < gry> real bad
08:03 < gry> like micheal
08:03 < gry> yeah
08:04 <@dinsda1e> 5o seckundz lol
08:04 <@dinsda1e> nono u dum ho
08:04 <@dinsda1e> i ain that slow
08:04 <@dinsda1e> juz got utha shit on the go
08:04 <@dinsda1e> chekkit
08:04 <@dinsda1e> ;|
08:05 < gry> u cant battle rhme me
08:05 < gry> coz this is my territory u see
08:05 < gry> and then ull bee
08:05 < gry> shall i leve thee
08:05 < gry> haa haa hee hee
08:06 < gry> *piss around the place*
24 Feb 2004
10:28 <@dinsda1e> battle raps huh ? :D
10:31 <@jus> dinsda1e, yer lookin a bit pale, can you step up to the mike, cos these others cant,
aait, they ain't bringin shit, can you take us up a bit, and raise the level, bring
down all hell, can you do it for yerself, or even for the CHANNEL
10:36 <@jus> u suq :/
10:47 <@spafbnerf> HAHahAhAhahAHA
10:51 <@dinsda1e> well jus', if ah mus', i got tha grooves, i got tha moves, why be askin' me up
as if i got summin' to proof!? gimme a chance to get psych'd before i grab that mic,
i thought my drink had been be spiked, with higher grade, makin' me feel like a slave
to tha rave. my friend, dangerous dave, he dont like no rave, just getting laid, paid,
so now jus' back at choo, for yo next spew, of garbage.
11:30 < theGry> deedee wants to grab the mic with his dick, its like is that your only trick, u think
yr slick but like yr mom yr a cheap fsckin trick
11:34 < theGry> i leeve u bloody like atampon nigger
11:34 < theGry> mnm bubba sparx pale ass whigger
11:34 < theGry> gonnna make my pussy finger pull da trigger
11:35 < theGry> my big blq coq is always biggger
11:35 < theGry> *peace*
10 Dec 2003
07:01 <@gry> all i have for frenz r wiggerz like u dawg
07:01 <@gry> sup wit dat
07:01 <@gry> i must be whaq
07:01 <@gry> but i am truely blaq
07:01 <@gry> waq
07:01 <@gry> but im jus kidding coz my real niggers cant read
07:02 <@gry> why would they beon the computer? they plantin the seed
07:02 <@gry> smokin the weed
07:02 <@gry> yes indeed
07:02 <@gry> free'd
07:04 <@gry> but i slave away for hannibal
07:04 <@gry> coz food cos dough and i aint no cannibal
07:04 <@gry> sometimes i wanna turn all this shit flammable
07:05 <@gry> let out the true blaq animal
07:05 <@gry> i jus wanna chill smooke and eat
07:05 <@gry> i know u can relate t dis beat
07:05 <@gry> we're from the street
07:06 <@gry> where shit is meek
07:07 <@gry> to be free is to be a bum
07:07 <@gry> or perhaps win the lotto like a rich mutha fuckin scum
07:07 <@gry> chillout with my 40's craq ho'z
07:07 <@gry> im peaceful no time for foes
07:08 <@gry> just wanna smoke and doze
07:08 <@gry> strike a pose
07:08 <@gry> weed grows and grows
07:09 <@gry> this case lets close
07:09 <@gry> *peace*
3 Dec 2003
10:51 <@gry> sup dawg
10:51 <@dinsda1e> tiz gry'z :D
10:51 <@gry> i hope u can rhyme
10:51 <@dinsda1e> w0zzzup
10:51 <@dinsda1e> if i cant rhyme
10:51 <@dinsda1e> i'l give y0 a dime
10:51 <@gry> this channel is the prime
10:52 <@gry> gonna take mah fuckin time
10:52 <@gry> drink bacardi and lime
10:52 <@gry> voice sweet like a wind chime
10:52 <@polkadot> it aint no crime
10:52 <@dinsda1e> i'd cld drink that all the tiem :/
21 Nov 2003
10:59 <@wzd> *squeeze y0r breast against mine, arr*
10:59 <@wzd> h3h :\
10:59 <@gry> no not u fscker
10:59 <@gry> *s
11:09 <@gry> sorry d00d k called
11:10 <@gry> so i had to go to the boardroom
11:11 <@gry> dis shit makes me feel appauled
11:11 <@gry> wanna get in my car and go vroom vroom
11:11 <@gry> working for da white man
11:12 <@gry> all day slaving and breaking mah back
11:12 <@gry> as if my name was stan
11:12 <@gry> and iu know i can't even haq :((
11:12 <@gry> waq!
11:12 <@gry> faq!
11:12 <@gry> wanna make me get a glock
11:13 <@gry> and make dose mothers go splat
11:13 <@gry> rattattattatt
11:14 <@gry> he ain even lissen to mah rhymes
11:14 <@gry> at least im original
11:14 <@gry> thasts why i gets mines
11:14 <@gry> everyday be viginal
11:14 <@gry> splurginal
11:14 <@gry> sometimes even anal :o
11:15 <@gry> my shit be real
11:15 <@gry> commin str8 outtta da east
11:16 <@gry> even tho cats pop n steal
11:16 <@gry> everyone knows da east is not wewst
11:16 <@gry> west be da best
11:16 <@gry> but east be da test
11:16 <@gry> can u survive in dis game of cold rappin
11:16 <@gry> were nigggers dat knows whats happenin
11:17 <@gry> gettin all yr biyagees
11:17 <@gry> as if i was B I G
11:17 <@gry> slappin iyr momam in da head
11:17 <@gry> wit ma diq
11:18 <@gry> if she dont give me head
11:18 <@gry> even if she do
11:18 <@gry> its what i need to get me reared...
11:19 <@gry> i cap yr cliq
11:19 <@gry> you be da foo
11:24 <@gry> peace!
11:49 <@gry> mahan i cant stopt he flow
11:49 <@gry> its liek contagious u know
11:49 <@gry> i jus wish people would give me all their dough
11:49 <@gry> i'd be like yo
11:49 <@gry> ho
11:49 <@gry> u ugly like da p0p0
11:49 <@gry> d0d0
11:50 <@gry> and u'r rhmes r whaq like t0t0
11:50 <@gry> i be practisin up in da d0j0
11:51 <@gry> da blaqcoq ninja shinsh0
11:51 <@gry> but u didnt even know i had flow dtho..
11:52 <@gry> but i need more practise
11:52 <@gry> cuase my rhymes r like slow-lsow
11:52 <@wzd> hahaha
11:53 * wzd h00ngraeh, hmmmnnmm.....
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